I think whoever invented insomnia and the musical should be shot... Repeatedly
Ok
posting out of boredom and insomnia
i cant seem to get to sleep
i went to bed at about 10:30 now for all you with out the 1337 math skills thats almost 3 hours ago.
i was just laying down in the dark trying to sleep
one may wonder why i just didnt fall asleep. well there is one very simple reason and that rteason is...
Greased Lightning
you may be asking your self what the hell is greased lightning well it is not only a song but it is also a frikkiing worm that makes its way into your brain and starts to repeat itself till you crave the sweet sweet c0ld caress only felt through oraly pleasuring a 12 gage shotgun. now you may thing this may be a bit severe but let me guarantee you that after 3 hours with the only sensory stimulus you recieve being the frikking high pitch wailing of john travolta in your brain (whom im not even overly fond of as an actor even may i add) you would feel the exact same way.
so far iv managed to drown it out for an hour with my fix of richard dean anderson ammanda tapping christopher judge michael shanks and corin nemic (heh i love the fact that stargate is one of only 2 shows where i have actually memmorised the real names of the actors and note johnas quinn now looks simmilar to the person who was playing his girlfriend hair wise and started to wair overly tight clothing which was somewhat simmilar to what she wore which i found overly humerous because i started to think that what if one morning she said hey johnas have you seen my favorite top then he walks into the room waring it and looks evasive and says nope cant say that i have or even better yet when they go to meet her parents she is slightly delayed for some reason and he is waiting at the restaraunt and they come in and mistake them for thier daughter.. yah im reallly tired at the moment)
oh yah started plying alice if i havent mentioned it yet
great game with massive ammounts of wierdness my kind of game
also aimee told me taht rogers had 130+ gamed for sale so i bought some
i now have (finally) dark cloud 2 and Grand theft auto vice city and spiderman 2 (granted i didnt know i wanted spiderman 2 till i saw it but it is a psone game and they rea getting harder to find these days)
dark cloud 2 fun and GTA vice city all i do is drive around giggling saying five points there two points there ooo that one is running seven points all the wile listining to the in game radio station that was playing a michael jackson song (i think it was called billy jean or something)
i FINALLY played resident evil 4 and LOVE it its actually great i shoot the villagers in the heads then i kick them or knife them
Its wholesome family oriented fun and i wish i knew sapanish a bit better though because i could understand a bit of what they were saying but not nearly enough and it was pissing me off
oh yah if you do ever get around to playing it make sure there arent two girls in the room that scream hystarically whenever something jumps out at you because honestly they will be much more scary then the game will be your like oh there is a guy rught next to e and thinking ok i kill him then all of a sudden you hear two blood surdling screams from right next to you and you jump
th e best part though was whenever a chainsaw guy comes and they start screaming use the shot gun use the shotgun but your having way too much fun shooting out the knee caps with the pistol and kicking the prac out of him while hes down and then running away
my bugs have pupated and are growing its crazy they actually wiggle just a little bit if one were to look carefully.
i think im starting go become hypersensitive to spoiled milk. like even days before it goes bad. i still down those yummy mini yogurt cups like there is no tommorow but just the milk. its wierd because iv at one point eaten almost half a loaf of very mouldy bread (it was white bread and white mold so i didnt notice it)and was still perfectly fine after it (none of that fun multicolored vomit for me)
now so i can share the pain with others just because im a sharing person here are the lyrics that could most likely diffuse may hostige situations by the people with guns shooting themselves after thistning to this on loup for an hour and a half
Grease - Greased Lightning Lyrics
Artist: Grease
Album: Grease Soundtrack
Song: Greased Lightning
Lyrics :
Well this car is automatic, it's systematic, it's hydromatic
Why it's greased lightnin'!
We'll get some overhead lifters, and four barrel quads, oh yeah
Keep talkin', whoah keep talkin'
Fuel injection cut off, and chrome plated rods, oh yeah
I'll get the money, I'll see you get the money
With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door
You know that ain't shit when we'll be gettin' lots of tit in greased lightnin'
Chorus:
Go, greased lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile
Greased lightnin', go greased lightnin'
Go, greased lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials
Greased lightnin', go greased lightnin'
You are supreme, the chicks'll cream for greased lightnin'
We'll get some purple French tail lights and thirty-inch fins, oh yeah
A palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins, oh yeah
With new pistons, plugs, and shocks, I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real pussy wagon - greased lightnin'
chorus repeats 2x
2 Comments:
I've gotta hand it to ya, you're the only other person I know that can match my own incessent ramblings! Keep it up, man!
Too bad about the insomnia, though...but have you ever thought about clubbing yourself in the back of your head with that low ceiling of yours? That might be able to put you to sleep, haha...
Ouch
and i already tried that once
granted i did loose conciousness but when i woke up i had colappsed on the floos and had bin foaming at the mouth lol
-Kris
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10:59 PM
