"Why Do People Run From Me?"
Saturday, January 15, 2005
No idea what im going to call this post when im done
i have a fiew things to wrote down before i forget
filrst of all i will comment on rogers birfday get together
Good times. Boston pizza was great. even though i got there like 1 and a half hours late i still hot served before many of the others which i find just hi larious. I found out Vikki is way too nice a person for even me to mildly dislike for bringing sea monkeys as a gift even though i called them and even though she had no way of knowing that i called them and even though i called them as a blanket gift for all occasions which in reality doesnt really mean that i call them for all things and even though i sometimes (hah "sometimes") hold erational grudges (anyone who doesnt beleve me or wants to know the exact extent of this just ask Robert) i didnt mind in this case. Anyways I ordered i think they were tcalled cactus potatoes or somethihng. im sure there was the word cactus and the word potatoes in the name of the dish (i couldnt even pick it myself i had to get help from emily which was rather pathetic on my part and rather extremely nice on emily's part its just that there were just too damn many choices to pick from). Mildly dissapointed that it was basically chips because i was hoping for a filling meal but they ended up tasting just like french fries so all was grrrrrr ate.
After that we went to go play the game of pool. i remember on the way into the hall there were these two gurlz (i dont want to say chicks because its not PC enough for me but for some reason feel wierd saying women) who were smoking outside and one of them just as i was passing by said to me "dont slip and fall now" which for some reason i found insanely humorous and not just because i had no idea who these people were but also because of the fact that i was thinking "crap im going to slip and fall on the ice, the break a tooth, my nose and my neck, wont that just be super". After getting into oskars (that is the name of the pool hall if i remember corectly) everyone realised that it was just mildly way too crouded. Half of the group decided to go to timmy hos (hurm note to self next time say timmy's hoes and see if anyone catches it) and soon the rest of us decided to follow. Of course as soon as we got there everyone was already waiting outside and ready to leave which was deliciously silly. We all got out and hung around in fromt of Tim Hortons for a bit. The moment i best remember was i think it was shar standing behind and a bit to the side of Andrew and asking either me or mohsin if we were cold because all we were waring were vests and tshirts (and yes pants as well. Dirty minds) ant the weather was extremely nipply. instead of responding i just pointed at Andrew who was waring no more then a thin little short sleve shirt. For some reason noone seemed to have noticed that. Ahh good times.
The final place we decided to go to that night was some bubble tea place. it was wonderfull because as we were driving and parking i had absolutely no idea where we were. i mean none whatsoever. for all i knew we were somewhwere near disney land (im really bad with directions and such). We get out of the car and start waking to the enterance of the place and low and behold i find out that we are accross the road from landsdown. Needless to say i felt mildly silly and sheepish (heh bah ram yue sounds like a swear it makes me feel so naughty whenever i think about it). We get in and order then i come up with something akin to comic gold (in my mind at least and like anything else matters (need to figure out how to insert custom emots into this)) I was looking at the menue and saw a drinc called honeybush now for those of you with wierd, strange, and strangely dirty wierd minds would already thing of that as the joke but no, that was just the setup for it. i was sitting accros from mohsin justing and nathan starting to tell them about the "honeybush" tea when i suddenly looked out the window with my eyes widened and all three of them in unison snapped their heads around to look out the window as well. Of course there was nothing ouside the window so wehn all of them turned to look back at me, in unison again, they were met by the immage of me desperatly trying to hold back from laughing. All though it took them a small bit of time to realise just exactly what my "funny haha story" exactly was we stil had a good laugh afterwards. Later i found out that nathan lives in my area which is an interesting thingt to find out because i almost litterally know noone in this area (ok one person but no offence to her Iv known you since before preschool so you dont count). Afterwards nathan was kind enough to drive me home. And so ended that day
Now onto today. Last night i had the wierdest dreams Much of which i have forgoten already but there were interesting enough for me to want to remember them at one time or another
ok so i was dreaming about my old highschool and there were signs about a car show so i head towards that and on the way right next to the enterance there was a tent with a standup comic goining on about something that i have no idea about then i realise she is saying something about donating to sunami relier then all of a sudden everyone in the audience starts throwing change at her. next i do into the carshow which is an out door car show that was happeneng in the place where there was suppose to be a firehall but not so in my dream. anyways i go in and then instead of it being a car show it is the inside of a library. there is this one girl who is handing out some type of card (which loked allot like the business card from the bubble tea place0 or something to random people and i wanted one but she wouldnt give meone and was being a real bitch about it. so i walked down the isle way and i dont know how it happened but i ended up withought a shirt on at the end of the isle. there was a different girl there who gave me one of the blue cards and said something about if she was half her age she would probably be hitting on me (either that or else for me to come back in two years and then she would consider giving me the time of day) or something like that i really dont remember. Then there sere a fiew guest appearances by people then that dream was over.
Then i woke up went back to sleep and had another dream but in the process of typing all this down i have completely forgot about it
just got the call from the sales rep who sold me mah phone from the bell mobility store yesterday
i was asked if my phone was working properly and if i had any questions about it
so my phone is now totally working.......
crap except i totally forgot and just remembered now that i wanted to ask why i cant download any games gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i will phone some other time too tired and lazy to phone back now
This is Kris getting bored typing errr i mean signing out heh
oh yes and to all those who wanted me to make my blog have more randomness in it
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Fear Them For They Are Legion!
4 Comments:
Haha, glad to hear you had a good time with the big crowd...and yes, that joke was comic gold! No if's, and's, or but's about it!
And I see you've taken my advice and just let loose on your blog, eh? This post's almost bigger than mine! Not very often I'll be able to say that, lol...
But anyways, keep on doin' what you're doin' man, 'cause you're friggin hilarious! And yet so sombre...haha! Cya monday man
Hiiii! *hehehe* Sea Monkeys are also. :P I'll leave it up to you to spread the sea monkey love around now. =P
those were good times eh.
aaaawwww! YOu kinda but not really dreamt of a firehall... I definately rubbed off on you this summer. If I had been in the dream you most definately would have been in a firehall or police station.
As for the drink... I am ADDICTED TO TARO BUBBLE TEA WITH PEARLS!!!
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