Touchy Feeleyness
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Those of you who know me know that i have some "minor" issues about my personal space and how "you better stay the hell away from me" and so on and so on
Yesterday I became acutely aware that my aversion to the invasion of my protective bubble of space left an opening for others ridicule and much jabbings, jabbings both verbal and physical may i add. In otherwords an unnacceptable weakness (and yes i do have many acceptible ones). I think its about time that i get over that and i dont mean with the assistance of various foreign substances coursing through my veins. No I mean through good oldfasioned indifference. I wil no longer cringe when someone gets within half a foot of me, my eye will no longer involuntarily twitch when ever i am bumped into in the hall, no more will i shy away from social situations there i am crouded in with other people. I will now stand comfortably when surrounded by friends and sometimes complete strangers (all non good looking strangers are still scay though) no matter how crowded i feel because i wont feel crouded anymore. No more, no sir, Kris will not feel crouded ever again.
Yes! This is a dawning of a new day, the beginging of a new era. A time when i can walk confidently into a crouded room withought the fear of being molested (at least in the bad way).
Could this mark the end of my nearly 21 year streak of socially antisocialness? Coud i be becoming somewhat closer to a normal person? Will Batman and his young ward Robin make it out of catwomans nefarious and cleverly laid litterbox trap of ~DOOM~?
I guess only Time will tell
2 Comments:
Haha, very noble of you man...however, I do have a few words to say about this post...
First of all, you used the word crouded 4 times! It's croWded! Hehe...
Secondly, remind me to constantly smack you whenever I see you...to help with this process, of course...hehe...
But all in all, good luck with all that, eh? Just don't go overboard and become one of those touchy-feely guys...a.k.a. a clone of Ahmad, lol...
God help us if he does become like Ahmad....i guess we could kill him then, Justin.
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