Musings: Beefey

Beefey

Sunday, January 23, 2005

Yum
Just got home a bit ago from aimees big bad all you can eat animal flesh barbique
it was great because apparently alex bought way too much meat and had to cook and eat it in a relatively short period of time
glad to say i was invited to help with that i use this word very loosley chore

befoer i forget i want to say hi to alexes sister who i met for the first time tonight
hey you your funny and not in the haha im dead inside kind of way

Before we started eating aimee wanted me to show alex the first resident evil game on the gamecube so i brought my copy over and we stuck that bad boy into the gamecube for some undead survival horror goodness. it was wonderfull because he had never played before and was prac (its an anagram) at the controlles so when he tried to run away he couldnt and was being severely attacked by the undead. his first time through he died in about two minutes. the second time through he got to a somewhat better start but i had to severely twitch out of habit every time he wasted bullets because there arent even enough to mildly kill everything in this game let alone all of the undead but anyways he came to this one part in a long hall way with windows that previousl something threw a rock through and as soon as he just passed through the window a dog jumped out and started attacking
i was yelling at him to run away and he did.. untill he got to the next window and a second dog jumped through that. Well ballzack. he kept on getting attacked and couldnt get away so he had to shott them. after that particular senario his nerves were so shot that he couldnt play anymore so he not so much gave me the remote so much as threw it at me saying "you play now"
another choice moment was when he was playing and aimee whas showing me where the microwave was. just when we get to the microwave we hear a blood curdling scream from the other room so we rush back and apparently ther was a room with a hallway adjoining it that had a mirror right on the side and a zombie down the hall and he had went through the room a fiew times but then one time when he was walikng in the mirror was the reflection of a zombie that "surprised" him
when i was playing i was attacked by a swarm of undead crow zombies that really pissed me off not because they were scary but because those buggers were bloody hard to kill. i ran out of bullets and had to start swinging te knife. also i had to burn the zombie i affectionetly named steve. i hadto or he would have come back and killed me and ate my sweet sweet spleene.
just so yo uknow i hate playing that game on the gamecube because i cant really handle that level of stress. the game is frikiking beautiful looking dut the detail is frikking scary. when i had had enough of it i put the controller down and litterally started to shake slightly and i got very very cold like instantly heh and you all know how i shun the warmer clothing and am comfortable in most types of weather (vest and shorts and a tshit when its snowing)

on to the food
ok even after the gory gory goodness i was still hungy
im sure if you ask around you will be able to hear the story of the fun fun before lunch biology disection that i conducted in highschool (good times) anyways there was lots of food ther eand i do mean lots all the stuff was barbecued yummy there were ribs and burgers and chicken and hotdogs and ketchup (i include ketchup because i consider ketchup to be a sepperate food group)
i got bored and noticed that they didnt quite have as many buns as burgers or hotdogs so i had to double up or eat withought the buns. i found out that you can save allot of time eating hotdogs if you just dont chew and swallow whole. i think i may have freaked out all the people there . if you have ever seen a stork of other bird swallow a fish whole thats basically what it looked like. and i also created a new burger
it was an all beef hammburger with a barbecued chicken part. i called it the chief burger (ch icken + b eef = cheef) oh it was grand and tasty if not somewhat abnormally thick. the chicken was cooked very well too
now the ribs were a slightly different story. apparently the brbecue they have doesnt heat at all evenly so it was nearly impossible to cook eaisly so as a result the ribs werent cooked properly. but thats nothing a fiew min in the microwave didnt fix oh yah

in the end i ate i think about the same volume of meat as my head and i have a big head.
nice i havent had that much pure fles for a while now. not sinnce my mom bought a bunch of steaks on sale and there wasnt room in the freezer for them good times.

ok tired now

oh sea monkey game finally arrived in the mail on friday so i gave it to my sister who will finally be able to play it tommorow at last because my dad has been on the downstairs computer monopolizing it the entire weekend but oh now i will have my revenge oh yes

also i found out that grape juice and alcohol mix rather well and not in wine form (not that i condone alcohol drinking in any form at all heh heh at but just so that you know)

ahh and i forgot as well that i finally finally finally saw napoleion dynamite and dodgeball
napoleon dynamite was ok but i dont think i would want to spend money to see it. it did have its moments very good moments that im not going to talk about incase someone who hasent seen this reads it but oh yes the humor was had there oh yes.
dodgeball was better. i think it was a worthwile rental but not really a go to the movies thing. much better when your at home with some friends and watching it

during the movies i was clutching aimees giant stuffed pikachu and afterwards apparently i was molestering it which i sternly abject to. i mean just because i clutch pikachu for support (he got me through the resident evil with my sanity no more shattered then before i went into it so he served his purpose) i was apparently squeezing that thing for dear life bahh i say bahh

i was hoppped up on the chocolait most of the night
umm dollarstore aero bars melt in your mouth like velvet

wow i seem to be really painting a picture tonight with the words or maybe im just to tired to notice incoherency in my typing

aimee dropped me off in her new car at the bus stop
she would have driven me home but she litterally doesnte ever go over 50 so she couldnt take the highway and i cant stop laughing when she drives because she is a brand new driver and she does the old lady lean forward thing with the steering wheel
while waiting for the abus there were these two guys who arived lafter i did
one was trying to walk straigh but the other was oviously pissed out of his brains
his hands were in his pockets and he was trying to walik in a straight line i think but he was having a bit o trouble his path was somewhat like that of cutting when snowboarding he was walking in s's that spaned the entire sidewalk

got on the bus got home ate some of the leftover diner then realised that i should probably write down some of this stuff before i forget it

and now im done and very tired and am going to sleep
note to self watch little black book not because i want to but because its there
and because the woman who was in misery is in it

oh and the big scary woman that was in dodgeball was hot oh yes hot

Posted By Gadget At 1:41 AM | Gadget 2 comments

2 Comments:

Lol, STORK!!! I could so picture you doing that! When I read that, I was lmao!!! Ahaha!

Sounded like you had an awesome time man, and yes you really did flesh everything out man! Zombie reflection...lol!

By bj_nitsuj, at 2:54 AM

Ha ha i get it "flesh" it out with the zombies and the food

By Gadget, at 2:14 PM

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