Musings

2006-11-06T20:10:00.000-08:00

ok work is crazy but i love it it is sooo much fun
and it was real wierd today i wa walking outside back to the main office and there were two girls outside waiting for their flight and they wanted to take a picture with me and a pic of them it was strange now i gotsta work on a project that is due tommorow and i wasnt able to start it this weekend because i started working and i came home late sunday night and i so need a car so i wouldnt need to get home wso late now im slow fucked haha anyways now to the project

2006-11-05T00:02:00.000-08:00

so yah havent posted in a long time
i cant sleep
soo much has happened in the last while
oh so now my old Q_7@hotmail.com is dead and hacked and as far as i know permanintly gone sigh

even though i lost my hotmail that i had had since grade 7 i gots me a job now thus i only mildly want to go on fun mood stabilizers so its all looking up for the kris man

scrubs awesome
in other news
new man equivalent for the push up bra but in stead of lifting and sepparating the man boobies it does the above mentioed to his (insert generic uphamism for the ballz here) yay guys now we can truly feel the push up equality
and no im not making this up i was reading the newspaper and was greeted by this fun story oh yesssss

oh my blue betta died today wile i was at work
so i bid adue to my litle kudos
and await the arival of kudos 2 meanwhile his supposeid girlfriend doesnt seem to care (i think she may have something to do with his early demise)

thats it now for this spewing of cranial diarhea and typing skills so im off

2006-09-09T22:25:00.000-07:00

so iv come to the realization that im incredably pessimistic
its not that i think that almost everything ends in falure imjst working form past experience

2006-09-09T18:41:00.000-07:00

just found the old My Life Now in Sterio commics
i had all that were drawn in a folder in the old part of my computer
those files must be over 6 years old by now i think

My Life Now In Stereo

2006-09-09T10:00:00.000-07:00

so i just had the sweetest dream ever

me and my girlfriend were sitting in a generic coffe shop chatting with a friend and one of them asks us how we met so she tells me to tell the story so i decide to do the teling my way. well i start with we were at starbucks and i was with a friend and she was with a friend and i notice her from accross the room. my friend tells me to go tlk to her and i decide what the hell so i start walking over, this is the part where my volume starts to increase and everyone else in the coffe house starts to listn to my story so i keep talking and im almost loud enough for everyone to hear i can see some people straining to listn, i say i walk over to her and then i say tha tas you may or may not know i get really, and when i say that i vastly increase my volume so everyone can clearly hear me, shy when im talking to girls, this is aobut when one of the people in th eplace has a labtop out and has a mini synth board connected to his laptop and starts playing which is awesome with my story, so im walking up to her and and right before i get there i choke and turn and do something else as nonpathetically as i can. i say i walk back to my friend and told him what i did even though he was watching the whole time. abou this time while im telling to story my gf moves rught up next to me in prep for the last sart of the story so as soon as i start talking she pushes me over and sits on top of me just below my waist, so i continue taling and say that whe left before we did and after we were done we left and lo and behold guess who was waiting outside. she was and about now at im talking she grabs hold of the front of my shirt and starts moving around and i day and then as soon as we meet eyes she asks me, she says this "do you wantmy phone number" and while she is saying that she starts movig back and forth and then i said the only thing that i could think of "oh yes, oh GOD yes!!!" and then we both start laughing and she gets off and sits right up close to me the whole time the guy was following with the synth. it was awesome dream. after i was done teling the story there were two random people with questions. haha questions so i said "i guess we will be taking questions" and askthe firstguy and its bin too long since i had the dream so i frgot waht he said but the second guy now that was hilariuos the question that he gave. he said "now im in a loving commited relationship with my girlfriend but i was wondering if you two would ever consider a three way or a four way." now that is the lat thing that happenid before i woke up. first thought in my head What The FUCK lol
Best dream EVER! hahahahhahahaaha

Nameless from now on

2006-09-05T12:51:00.000-07:00

so bored
first day of school again and granted the first class was fun (one of the most entertaining profs iv ever had actually and a nice low percentage of uglees) so htat was the first two hours done and now only as og now 4 and a quarter hours left before i can go home woooooo

so i got out of bed this morning half an hour after i was suppose to get up and an hour after my alarm went off and i hadnt packed anything yet at all so i scrambled to find anything and everything that i needed for today
i couldnt find any paper so i had to grab a notebook which i was using to write down all my amazazazing webcommic and d&d and call of cthulhu campaign ideas most of which include zombies in some way

oh yah i got me som new movies, well not new but new to me
i got some zombie movie haha no surprise there, and dark water and i finally got around to getting aeon flux finally i mean really took me for frikkin ever

hurm im hungry now but dont really feel like eating
just had time to grab 2 apples and make myself three sammiches
made the tuna i will call it Paste last night
oh yah
it was actually purdy good
i used yellowfin tuna it is sooooooooooo very good
much better then that regular tuna crap hahahahah
oh well
i want more though
so tasty oh yah

i think i will go eat now
if im still bored later i will be back
MONKEYS

2006-08-28T23:59:00.000-07:00

im a little tired and jaded
went to the pne
oh so much fun i had
umm got a new pet whos name is now tinkergong
its a hedgehog
when he rolls up he looks like a bean, a very spikey bean hahaha
ummm
yah
just watched a movie
loved it and not just for the eye candy (who am i kidding it was all about the eye candy haha) oh and i do so love b horror movies
thats it as in all i can reember
later

2006-07-11T12:49:00.000-07:00

wooo
im going through my old anime right now
im at card captor sakura season 3
all the sugar soo much sugar oh why the sugar
my braiiiiiiin
and i still need to go through all the other stuff
but when i do i will have much more stroage room
i gots me a really nice container for my anime now lol
anyhoo back to the viewing

wooo chobits hahaha
handmaid may wooo
ok yah bored with this now too many lol
later

2006-07-11T12:48:00.000-07:00

just because i think its funny and i was going through my old pic files

2006-07-10T01:43:00.000-07:00

ok i have a godawefull song that is actually purdy good in my head i heard it on drawn together its a Hi frikkin larious cartoon show

here are the lyrics

i wanted you to know
performed by Brooke Ramel

Do you like how I sing a love song?
Do you like Vincent Van Gogh?
I like to walk the streets at midnight
I wanted you to know

That I'm really not like this, so lost and in question
But so much has been left unsaid
I fill in the blank spots and guess at the hard parts
Will you like my mom and dad?

Do you give lessons on how to love you?
Is my poetry simple and small?
I like to stay in bed on Mondays
I wanted you to know.

Will you hold me if I cry and stay by my side till I sleep?
Sometimes I still miss my first love, he gave his heart to me
But now I want you here with me

Do you believe love's forever?
Do you know what dreams are for?
I want to love you the best I can
I wanted you to know
I wanted you to know

my brains they cry out in pain

i am sosooooooo tired right now
i had to get up at 7 but slept in for two hours so i was 15 in late in getting to scotts house to watch the world cup final and of course the only two real goals were scored then
but of course i was thinking that it owuld be ok bc nothing ever happens in the first 15 min of the game nope Gerrrr
but the french captans red card TOTALLY made up for it
that was frikkin HILARIOUS next time i see one of you and you mention watchign the world cup im so going to head butt your chest and then say i zidaned you lol

so my non whore of a hamster isnt pregnant
i blame the boy
i know he did her like 5 times but i guess the poor boy is just too old

im giong to sleep now tired
hahhahhhaha
those crazy frenchmen lol

the utterances of a mad man

2006-06-26T22:59:00.000-07:00

you know who is a dirty whore lier
blockbuster video
they said they would call but they didnt
typical male corporation
i mean a guy gets all ready and excited waiting for a movie ao arrive and then be notified but no they dont so much as even give me an email
bastards
well i showed them
i called myself and demanded to know (well not demanded but aasked in a friendly manner) where in the nine my movie was
long story short i am (as of tommorow when i actually pick the bitch up) the prooud owner of the Jacky Chan Vampire movie ........ (pause for effect) called Vampire Effect hahahaha
im going to watch it till it screams hahahahaha
and Dagon should arrive in the mail by thursday or friday so weeeeeeee

2006-06-24T15:24:00.000-07:00

now that im awake it all makes sence
well ish
my late night tv especually haha
now thinking back that environment looked exactly like stuff iv seen in the books iv been reading of late haha the wierd stuff especially
no idea where the people came from though as in the presence of some that i havent even thought of in years but meh
it was interesting though typing it out
i was just woke up got some ungodly reason at some ungodly time and had a really cool dream, i didnt even bother waking up really as i was writing it
my yyes were closed with the keybord on my lap and i wasnt even sure that the monitor was on. hell the only reason i know righting it wasnt a dream was because i saw that it was there after i woke up hahah

in other news my hamster is deffinatly the preggers now
she is soooo fat and fnny to watch as she is moving around

oh if anyone wants one of the babies tell me
the first two choices are already taken and depending how many babies she has there will/shood be at least 4 more and should be ready by the end of july

no babies on the budgie side yet htough and brobably wont be for at least a fiew months though

2006-06-24T06:04:00.000-07:00

just had a surreal dream
it was told from my perspective but it was someone elses story told by her
i ws in a building strange archetecture but i recognized it grom somewhere
it was very wsyarish like a wsuare on a wquare in a square
it was first snowing then raining hars and i was with a larde froup of people some of wih i knew some of which i didnt
there was one firl who had too many dated of maybe griends and she was setting up her other griends with them it was wierd the one i was almost set up with was a name from a bolluwood movbie i just wath ed part of
my froup went outt and i couldnt gind them so i ran outside and out the door to find them but it was cold so i ran bck inside to try and find someone to lend me a scarf because it was so cold but the one i eventually vorrowed from mari was roo shjort so i ran back in to find her it was raning very heacilt and the indoors taht was connected to the ourdoors wat streaming awater
the inside of the vbuilding was massiv4e and daek when i enrered the secvons timeit started off bright there were so mant people there i think it was a goleday
there was a doorway to an outside patio that was leaking allot when i ran bavck in and it was dark in th evcuilding
i ran to some firl who i dont remember who she was and i rmember it was in a medium lit room like a dressing room and trhere was a fiant merror with lights around it in the toom and i was saying comforting stuff to her then i saw in th ereflection someone else who i had at that moment realised that i was trying to ve with the whole night and i dont know why and then she ctarted wistling trying to call me to get through to me but i didnt hear her even though i kthe story knew she was calling but it didnt get through to me and i looked up but ldidnt then lieke a bitd calling whe wistled in a dwsperate bird song and herr mouth chanded and looked liek a bird beak one of the wide ones now that i think of was fairly grotesque but the call finally gor through to me and later we were close to each other and talking in the wat that only two people who are totallu comgortavle just beinrf with each other can be close and touching hands telling each other things we havent been able to for somereadons and just talking withe ach other like we wee taling with a part of ourselves and then it was liek she was the narator of the fream and she said something avout her veing a lesbian and how it aggected out friendship and how she realised tha twe had vin griends forever and that i was her oldest friend and then i realise where i rememver her from she was one of the actresses from the L word tv show vut i have seen her in other stuff before that tooo but anyways that was the end of the dream i remembver there were so manyt people in it that i know like allot i cant rememver Mrs mahareli from elementary school if all that i can rememver tifht now
its frustrating trying to rememver a dream especially when its like your dying of thirst and your at a small pool of the freshist crispest cleaninst ccoolest water tou have ever came across and all you have is you hands and as tou cup the wather in your hands to dirink it it just slips away and your leftwith just a fiew drops that cling to the bottoms of your hands or like desperatly tryin to grab ath the threads of waht it was but the more frantically you try to pull them back tohether the harder it is not to letone slip away untill you left with nothing but a fiew random fibers that is nothing more then a dim echo of the magnificent tappestry it once was

2006-06-21T13:08:00.000-07:00

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060621

http://www.gamespot.com/news/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=24707327&sid=6152650

i had no idea i mean really
i saw house of the dead and perfect dat and also blood rayne
they were all the same guy
they all were oh so crappy
if you want to see a good video game adaptation to movie watch silent hill
but same director
and now he is going to have a boxing match with his critics oh yah
im going to watch postal just for that fight now hahahaa

2006-06-20T01:32:00.000-07:00

well its time for me to unload

today i went to metrotown to meet some friends
they never showed
i had talked to one of them like 5 min before i got to metro and no last min cancelations were given and i waited like 2+ hours too and she didnt even answer her phone after that
now that didnt really bother me. like i should have been a bit urked and it would have been totally in my rights to be but i really dont usually get worked up over that im sure there was a reason and even if there wasnt it is just karmic payback for me always being late meeting with people although i always do it unintentinoally (at least i think it is anyways) bah anyways i was wiating and so i was watching various people in there and may i comment on the hottie content of metro being in general much much righer then in richmond but anyways i was sitting on the couches and verious people sat then there was a group of people that were passing by then veered towards where i was sitting on the couch and one sat on the other end and one sat nest to me and one sat on the corner on the adjacent couch and the other sat next to him and anyways the guy sitting next to me eventually migrates to the couch across form me and i was kinda outwardly annoyed (just to keep the stranders away but meh) and the gurl still sitting on the couch asks if im waiting for someone but at the time i didnt know if she was talking to me or not. now judging by her frineds they were just the kind of people who i like to make friends with well technically i like everyone but yah and anywyays i was there for three more seconds then got bored of waiting then went back home. i realised that she may have bin takling to me whne i was sitting and i felt bad not only for the fact that i didnt reply and most likely looked like i was snubbing her but more because i could have met someone new and i realise the irony of me calling myself antisocial and wanting to meet new people but really they were sitting down the whole group of them for a while and i was watching them and i know i would have had lots of fun with them gerrrrrrrrr
that has bin sitting with me badly all day too you know grating me the wrong way and it is still annoying unbarably so gahhh now not only do i feel like a totall asshole for not replying to someone who was just trying to be nice ( i mean it really takes allot of courage to just ask a total stranger something out of the blue) but i mean i fould have become good friends with her or them too i mean i have met random strangers before and became friends with them like random as in bump into someone then start chatting then yay friends but yah
its soooo frustrating i mean im even thinging about goingthtere tommorow hopingf tha tthey will be there just so i can appoligise to her
bah thats just the looser i am i guess

also reading book right now great series but tired so sleep soon
ready 250+ pages before i realised that i hadnt looked up since starting reading it

So bored

2006-06-13T01:35:00.000-07:00

well its time for me to come back
i have cracked and logged on again for the first time since march i guess before my birthday

so old with absolutly nothing to show
errr except for my wonderfull friends who may or may not ever read this
and of course my legions of addoring fans
iv given up on updating the background for now
no time, or more percisely no drive
wow watching cooking channel and the host of sugar is allot thinner now

ok update on what happened with pets
for those of you that knew him toby has died
i was out late one night and came home to find him sprawled out and calling out so i picked him up and held him till he died a fiew hours later
i had him for about 7 yeard so he was really old, they were suppose to live for only about 5 years

i have the 2 hamsters one named stella and one i got from someone else and dont remember his name so i call him furball (a la simpsons haha) and the mouse named tweek because when i got him he looked exactly like the southpark characer hair color and hair style and all, then there is the fish that i wont go into (always have a betta) and 3 birds one names Angie (as in angela landsburry oh yah) one is called little bitch becasue well self explanitory and the boy i had an awesome name for that of course i thought of right before or during sleep and then promptly forgot but it really was a good one (betta name is kudos, kudos the fish)

umm got new puter game OBLIVION ~thunder crashes in the distance~ hahahaah but seriously it was a bitch to make work. my video card was just and i use the word in its most extrem sence just below working . i installed it and it ran but it looked like the gamma was set all the way to the top thus was washed out and bright beyond use, so i got a new one and now it works ~drools~ its a good game

in WoW i finally got to lvl 30 today with my hunter. took me frikkin long enough

oh ordered a cd form hmv finally arrived this weeked
i couldnt find it anywhere. its a french cd sung by a malaysian woman hahah andther eis som english (one song ) but it has cesse le pluie so its worth it (and no i couldnt download it nor did i really want to i like the music)
still havent heared from blockbuster for my jacky chan vampire movie hahah awesome

dear god help me
i watched the disney movie Highschool musical By Choice sigh
the first time was by accident too i tuned n on the WORST scene in the movie (heh heh scene, sounds like behind the scenes on a porn shoot get it shoot ha ha) but it was so bad that i couldnt look away and then i was hooked. one of my fiew secerit weeknesses if i watch a movie for more then 5 min i need to know whats happening and since it was hallf way through i had to watch it again to see the begining for the whole story and of course i tuned in at the exact same tim egive or take 4 min and by give or take i mean that i tried and watched it 3 times before giving up and getting the stupid movie from the store (found it at zellers when i was buying blood rayne which i takl about nexzt) and finally watched it damn there catchy upbeet music, its like auditory crack really bah well now its out of my system (cept for 2 of the songs anyways) now blood rayne Bad bad bad movie but you have to watch it if not for the fact that its blood rayne also need to check on doa movie tooo hurm

bo i dont know what to talk about anymore so i m done

Fear the legion

2006-03-19T22:17:00.000-08:00

im skuppose to be studying again but i dont wana
stupid tests
bahhh
even unix project proposal due midnight but it isnt on the online website so i have no way of handing it in or even knowing what the criteria is for it sigh
oh well

update from me

so sakuracon is fast approaching
im gonna bag me some hot anime tail haha
i really cant sait
seattle wil be fun and so will the con
probably most of my time will be spent in the video game room hahaha it was frikking great haha
and also the penny arcade peop0le will be there agian oh hells yah its gion gto be fun lol

oh and for all you out ther ewho want to make sweet sweet love to japan there will also be Fred Gallager of Megatokyo

ok so some of you out there are the most kreepey friends ever EVER
and for you r information a crate of expired condoms is not a ~good gag gift~ its kreepey is what it is. and now we shall never tlak of this again EVER

found many new anime torrents of series i thought were dead but they arent now haha i got my fix now lol

also Britts are HOT maybe even hotter then Parker Posey and thats damn hot haha

oh at work ther ewas a screening of.... hahah the midgets in family guy ep where peter and lois go on a break and peter gowes out with jennifer love hewitt (and yes i knwo i cant spell it) ahah funny... screening of shes the man. it was hilarious and funny and i take back what i said, amanda bynes is a bit hot haha.

ooo new movie coming out friday gdmf its going to be gdmf ing good buyt i will be in seattle
its called Stay Alive ~crotch wetting goodness~ haha

well
yah i think its time for me to start with the whole studying thing again
haha i may get bored once again later

I have Returned

2006-03-06T22:43:00.000-08:00

Fear me for i have returned
the kris is back and talking in third person once again
right now i should be working on my programming homework
you se eits due in about 9 hours and im tired
haha
i was at metrotown today
good times were had by me
lol and yes i totally stopped at toys r us and EB
oh the cutie that was there
now has there ever bin anyone out there besides me who has seen someone who looks so good that litterally made your teeth hurt
haha

so sadness my scorpion died
my dad turned off the heater and she froze over night
oh and my stick bugs thats right plural now, they apparently can reproduce by themselves and the matriarch has died by the way she was the bestest ever, anyhoo they are all dooing well

oh got new bed
itsa footon and i actually seem to like the hard bed much better then the soft one i useto havewell this one isnt hard so much less bongey
haha

oooo oh yah im gongi to sakuracon again this year
www.sakuracon.net or org or somethign i totally forget haha and too lazy to find out

hurm
have crazy watermellon growing this year and stuff

or
reorganized room once agian now i have an actual bookshelf
found chep place to buy World of Warcraft game cards
oh by the way
Server: Ner'Zul
Character Name: Melliona
just in case she is a rogue lol

umm OH BLOODY HELL YAH
i just remembered that i found a copy of space channel 5 special edition
http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/puzzle/spacechannel5specialedition/index.html?q=space%20channel%205
great game oh heck yah haha
and did you know there is a umm jammer lammy 2 game

ok time to actually get to work
sigh
im so behind lol
Oh and now the penguin tribes are poised on the brink of war with the monkey nation

The Crazyness is mind boggling (and so is the lack of spelling skills)

2005-09-12T20:58:00.000-07:00

well this is litterally the first time i have bin on in well i think since nearly my last post. i have bin buisy really buisy

got a summer job that had like the crazzy hours
i mean one week there was over 100 hours that week ahhhh it was the cray

well i didnt do much at all except for work then but i did find out the fun in the thing that is the internet cafe
oh the endless hours playing warcraft 3
my eyes get bloodshot just thinking about it

umm i went to the mini class reunion we went to dinner and clubbing after
sadly i kinda wussed out and skipped the clubbing but in my defence i had only bin getting like 4 hours of sleep a night for the last week and i need to have at leaast like 8 to be anywhere near sane but i did get to see the inside of the ea games building in vancouver. there is a frikkishly sweet view fron the balconys of well nearly everything ooo and the friend who works there can get me 20 dollar games uuuuunnngggg..... cant wait till battlefield 2 uuuuunnnngggggg..... oh right ok i copped out on the clubbing partially because i was worried about geting date rapped lol ok no not really but that was a comment becasue of julias friend and her two sisters whos house i crashed at one time. ok they just started saying dont worry we wont date rape you tonight kris and this came from nowhere any ways i would most likely have collapsed on thedance floor

ok also i got me an xbox and xbox live
live username
The Musachi
oh yah
i bought a "fiew" more games then i should have but i couldnt say no to eb girl's sugestions for what games to get bahhh

got warcraft 3 (officiall copy) at last and smae with sims 2
ohhhh riiight i almost forgot

ok i got me a scorpion and her name is Stabarella thats right you read it right
she eats the crickets oh yes she is crazy with the hunting too

i also got me a stick but
it was the last one in the pet store and it was missing a leg but i had to get it it was sooooo cute heh
so i just noticed today that she had a moulting and her missing leg grew back
it is a bit smaller then the others but still thats great .

im taking 3 courses umm cell bi and 2 intro computer courses

found out that i can get somewhat less expensive software from microsoft so yay me

umm got a pap because i wanted an mp3 player and also the darkstalkers game
i litterally as soon as i saw the game i decided that i was goign to get a psp soon

um i think thats about it unless im forgetting much stuff but ah well
gota study for tommowo yay the me!!!

oh yah and i got the new Our Lady Peace cd and the Hedley cd
actual audio happyness

and realising how incredably tired i am i will leave the catching up to the resto of the blogs till later ( i could barely get through the first one on te list with ought nodding off.. barely...)

Time for a change

2005-07-20T14:14:00.000-07:00

im thinking its about time that i changed my background for this luvely luvely blog page
link may be the shit but still i think it may be time to retire his particular pic
i need sugestions of what to do because normally i am remarcably uncreative
all i need it a pic that would serve as a good basis for my background
i fully plan on editing the crap out of it too

on another note i finally got around to starting and finishing watching dead like me season 2 and the new doctor who season 1 oh yes one day grins wel a bit over that maybe i dont remember sleeping though
ok christopher eckles was an AWESOME dr who Excellent even but the one the replaced him with is CRAP really i just hope he can act as well as he looks retarded. if you sence a bit of bitterness there you are totally right at least they didnt fcuk with the casting for the rose character heh anyways thats it for my rant for now
dr who Great series and so was dead like me

Does it make me a bad person?

2005-07-12T11:08:00.000-07:00

so last night i woke up at about 1:30 in the morning and went downstairs for a glass of water. just after i filled it i heard the skreeching of tires outside on the connector. long time screeching too. So i paused and wated for the sound of crushing and folding metal. That sound never came. I was very dissapointed so i went back upstairs and went back to sleep.

What Happens To A Dreamer When All His Dreams Are Dead?

2005-07-05T00:00:00.001-07:00

First of all i havent updated in a while and im fixing that right now

also i am a desperate desperate dirty active minded bastard

well now what has happened to me in the last while then on to my rant about how depressed and excetera excetera so on so on

Well i went camping agian the weekend after the previous trip
this time around though it wass all about the fishing. none of that non all about fishing stuff.....
so we got there Dan, dan's brother darcey (spelling may be wrong and for some reason i couldnt for the life of me remember his name through no fault of my own, just wouldnt stick in my head), and manj i think it was friday night when we got there, there was still a tiny bit of light so we started looking around the place then unpacked and stareted the fire. Thats right Fire my only love who shows its love with its gentle fiery cares... anyways yah fire then ate the food. id like to mention that i am much more acurate with a hatchet then is possible withought it being mildly scary and unnerving to those watching. i made rosting sticks for the hotdogs and...!!!! oh oh oh right i also brought some orangina the "best" drink in the world. oh and darcy had a favorite ohrase that has subsequently gotten embedded in my head. I now say "yar" with altogether too much frequency. i have already given katie the right to violently assault me it i say yar in front of her which she has already exercised that right at least once my memmory is a bit hazy after i regained conciousness lol. right
so i slept outside as in no tent it was too warm that night anywyas but i was paranoid about rain so i ended up taking out a tarp but spending about 5 or 6 min deciding wether or not to unfold and use it knowing that i would have to re-pack it in the morning but i unded up using it anywyas. oh appartently i snore for a fiew min when i first start sleeping the sound like im dead for the rest of the night.
next morning got up and started fishing
oh it was fun on the water oh yes no really i had a great time. ok so again i didnt catch a single fish the entire trip but i still had a hell of a time. i think fishing is more about the act of fishing more then the actual catching of the fish. sure i would have liked to catch something but it wasnt mandatory for the trip to be worth wile. anyways i had a nibble in the first lake then we left that lake. manj stayed behind and slept while the rest of us went driving to the next lake. we didnt find it lol. we did have a good time trying to find it well i did at least i dont know about the other guys. we ended uop taking a logging road and eventually the road was blocked by a massive tree we tried moving it but it was just a bit to heavy even i as a beast couldntdo much more then lift one of the larger branc\hes barely
we then abandoned the car for a while to hike up a ways to see if we were even on the right road. We werent ~grins~ i discovered how woefully out of shape i am . well not so much out of shape as lacking a nice manly shape that i so desire lol.
anyways Dan knew of another lake which was much larger and was stocked with much more fish so we went there after collecting manj and all our stuff. we got ther and the lake was well not huge, it was smaller then buntsen lake i thinkbut it was purdy big WATER PURIFICATION TABLETS take FOREVER ahhhhh!!!. we got in the water and set off for the other side of the lake. i saw a fiew fish jump and had 2 nibble but again i didnt catch anything. ok so there was some wind blowing across the lake and at one point i spent about half an hour paddlling withoguht actually moving too much around . i eventually ofund out that the best way to paddle was hanging off of the front of the boat which much have looked somewhat strange to the outside observer but hell it got me where i wanted to go.ok so then amazing ly i went into the water. well actualy i fell in but i was intending to go in slowly then fell. now i havent bin in a volume of water larger than a bathtub in years and years but it was fun
i frgot how much fun it was. unfortunatly it further reminded me of how discustingly out of shape i am but bahh
oh and my shirt got wet too it fell in the water while i was trying to keep it dry. after that was over i decided that i was realy bored and wanted to know if i could still cartwheel on a thin area. so i decided to try on one of the giant floating logs that were near the beach. of course Dan got out his digital camera to record the insuing hilarity but alas my first two trys were sucessfull. i did the cartwheels perfectly. feeling dissapointed Dan asked me to try on one of the less wide logs and being the fool that i am i tried it. now i was kind of iffy because there wasnt even the with of my foot of flat area on teh log but i triedanyways. just as i was thinking that i was going to kmake it i hear manj or darcy yell "looser" and in that instant i slipped and lost my foodting but luckily iu was able to jump onto a near by floating log instaead of falling in to the water. but of course i was prompted to try agian and again darcey or manj yelled something at me. unfortunatly this time when i tried to save myself from the watter it made me go splat chest first into the log then slide into the water. all of wich Dan has a lovely video of which actually looks allot more painfull then it actually was and may or may not have audio of me bein yelled at ahh good times. then after i was going to just a wide expanse of watter but then chickned out. then we went home. we stopped at kelses i think is how its spelt something like it. now good times were had tehre. ok so i ordered an ice tea and they are free refills. so i got a glass and emptied it, got a refill, then promptly emptied that too. finally a asked for a pitcher. now here s where it getts good. the watress prought the pitcher and i think as a joke put a straw in it. now me not being one who would just let a joke that good sit i played along so while she was buisy serving the rest of the table i finished just a bit ofver hald the pitcher and when she looked up i think her words were "you got to be kidding" it was Priceless! ahh good times
then Dan dropped me off at home.

Now onto this weekend. I went to aimees house. katie alex julia and scott were there. i played ( ok i wouldnt really call it playing but what the hell) a bit of warhammer. i had kinda had controll of an npc group of living bombs and some sort of insect hive. meh
we were playing resident evil 1 on game cube which some of you may or may not know I am terrified of playing not really becasue its scarry but because i cant kill everything permanently and i cant save compulsively now if i oculd even just kill everything dead totally i woud be happy but no thats not how it goes. anyways played fo a bit then stopped and went onto super smash brothers. oh and there is a funny story about some chicken i dont really want to tell but i figured out the reason why it didnt look suspicious to me at all untill some one made it totally clear exactly what i was eating. frankly i blame my little sister for me not noticing in the first place.
oh yah lent julia donnie darko and gave back dead like me lent alex resident evil 1 game as well so he wouldnt suck at controlling the character next time we play so i woudnt have to play all the time.

i put this here because i totally forget what day this happened on
met up with justin and some of his friends and went to stanly park and threw the frisbee around for a while. unfortunatly dsoon after dark the mosquitoes the size of a chihuahua started comong out so we went to alans house adn i saw his uber neet guitarr that i am getting an exact copy of then going to go all crazy with the spray paint on. after we droped off the two girls and went to dennys i think. apparently i did something hilarious. i was drinkjnig an ice tea and wa s drinking out of cup with straw and pouring the ice tea ifrom the pitcher into the cup. now it was funny because the level of liquid in my cup rtemained constant. totally constant and i was pouring fast too.bah after that we went home fun fun heh wee spray painted guitar

oh and am starting to be able to play actual songs. thus far boulevard of broken dreams, bring back the sun, and mad world. mad world is myu favorite out of them and i can play it the best and have almost all the lyrics memorized woo

umm actually i think i will leave my unhappy little rant for another time im getting really tired and its time to go to sleep

i likes me da out doors

2005-06-21T00:16:00.000-07:00

So i just went camping last weekend and i am now wrighting everything down before i forget. Kay first thing so i thought i was going to get picked up at 130 by ruben on friday but it was actually at bout 630 -700 ish by Dan. Had fun on the way there and kinda harassed and were harassed by a for a reason uncomprehendable by normal people a smart car on the road to ossoyos i mean a smart car on mountain highways.
we got there at eitehr 1 or 11 or something like that. when we got there there were gutam and kyle allready piss drunk and gutam insiting that he was perfectly "drunk.... i mean sober. perfectly sober" after fun talking and otehr stuff we went to sleep. The next morning i woke up to Dan poking me in the forhead at about 615 ish to get up for fishing so i got up but it was only me which was actually a very good thing b/c although my boat does cary 2 people that is only just barely and if one were to try to fish with two people in it nothing good could come from it unles seething hatred counts as good these days.
Anyways on our way there we had some trouble figuring which lake was the one we were suppose to be at and in the course of driving the most cute thing happened. There were some quail chicks on the road and they had this funny wobble when they walked anyways as one was trying to get away from in front of the car in its wobble walk it tripped over it self and fell face first down it was so cute...
we got to the lake which i totally forgot the name of and got on the water
ok now although i was oober excited and all i didnt catch a single fish but somewhat surprisingly i had an amazingly fun time . in fact we spent about 3 hours on the water there but the time just flew by
when we got back to the site almost everyone else was up already and we just hung out n stuff till we were politely asked to get our asses of of the freashly seeded grass. lol so we packed up and tried to go to another spot but ended up going back to the same campsite which turned out very well because we vfound a realy good spot complete with steep steep hill. so later that night when many of the people were slightly i will say "liquered up" it was decided to run up the hil in the dark yelling and screaming
well i was against it because of my i will say aversion to poisonous snakes and it was "rattle snake" country there and all but in the end i went up the hill anyways. nowrog and gutam decided taht it would be fun if they run up the hill shirtless, but Dan decided that he needed to run up the hill not only without a shitr but also with a big wooden paddle and without pants. now that hill was steep and i mean steep but i still made it up eventually anywys but it was great then i looked down it looked practically liek a straight drop so i went down and in retrospect it would have been much more fun to run down instead of worrying about my neck oh well there will always be next time waa then sleeep
oh did i mentino fire lots and lots of fire big warm burning hair singingfod cooking fire oh yah. then sleep
next day went on a ride in raft with moe and had a HI lariuous time laughed so hard almost choked water kept on getting into boat had to go to beach just to emty the stupid thing heh
after packed up and lets
we stopped in a town where there was a neet fleemarket. Next we stopped at a water channel and rafted in boats down it. it was great just laying in the sun. after that moe and mange were in the rafts in the lake and Me and Dan started to fish near by. then we left and had to drive home. saw road kill oh yah and lots of it and also saw many deer crossing road. Stopped at farmers market and got apples and a pickled egg because i havent had one in many many years. next unfortunatly had to drop moe off at home because he had a test the next morning, i kinda felt bad for having wanted to hang around longer even though i had allot of fun. after dropping off moe Dan mange and me went to boston pizza and mange asked the waitress waht her origin was, wether it was .. i dont even remember what he asked but i remember the confused and slightly thrown look she gave after he asked. after that she high tailed it out of there heh. next dropped off mange then dropped off me. I actually managed to carry everything i brought with me in one trip from the Dan's truck to my back door withought dropping anything
finally crashed and went to sleep the end and everyone lived happily ever after.... eventually

Being Assalted By The Pollen "Damn You Kahnn... er Pollen!!!"

2005-06-11T11:11:00.000-07:00

Ok so much to catch up on
well not really
umm
i found a queen at roberts place and took it home
i got it an ant farm and she has already layed at least 4 eggs but i dont know if any of them have hatched already
ummm i totally moved stuff around in my room so i would have more floor space available to me but unfortunatly there is a big plile ofjusnk in the middle now that really has no place to go to
uhh Found some old guitar chord charts from highschool that i had and the hand written lyrics with acompanyting chords that a friend wrote down for me

umm on thursday julia lent me season one of dead like me and i watched it all in one sitting
all 14 hnours of it
it was great
i luves it it is my pressious

oh yah i finally got around to buying resident evil 2 and while i was looking for it i found out that the directors cut of donnie darko was already out
umm
my sisters valedictoryoh god it was incredibly long
no seriously
im thinkning i may justy skip having kids all together just do i wont have to sit through one or more of them. oh one thing that made my day when i was rushjing to get flowers for my sister before the cerimony started i was in the passengers side with my window open and while we were stopped at a light some very nice ladys who were hollering naughty things at me it was great

anyways after we went to milestones and i for the life of me couldnt decide at all waht i wanted so i did the thing that makes me have to tip very well
i had the very nice watress choose something for me and surprise me with something
it ended up being a chicken curry thingy
verry tastey

umm thats it for now i think
just finished watching donnie darkoko again
now onto the commentaries
later

do babys find baby talk offensive?

2005-05-30T13:09:00.000-07:00

i forgot to mention in my last post about my attempt to cut the grass in my far back yard.
so i am mildly alergic to freash cut grass but i usually cut all the lawns anyways normally i just get a mild case of the sniffles when im finished cutting everything but since i havent cut the far back in well over a month and a half well long story short mainly because i want to get to mre recient interesting stuff i litterally couldnt breath after attempting to cut it and i didnt fully recover respiratorily for about 3 days

Stargate makes me feel all tingly in my pants

2005-05-29T22:42:00.000-07:00

time to catch up on what has happened to me since last post
my old industrial fan burst into flames (it wasnt as bad as it sounds) i started working on my puzzle again, iv posterized one of my old puzzles and now need to find apropriate place to hand it, managed to not want to see star wars at all untill 4 days after it came out then went bannana mad bonkers trying to find someone who hadnt seen it and still looking, iv ofund a prac load of stuff that i had once thought i had lost in one of my drawers while cleaning, found more then $15 in small change in various places, just now decided that i want to watch all of the new battle star galactica, discovered that having open floorspace is awesome, found out that alias is still on the air and miss caring about it, really want to see immortal, got a new fan, ate allot of da food, and MOST OF ALL i saw Ben Browder in his stargate sg1 uniform and i mean really for a 43 year old he looks unbelevably remarkably youngi thought that he was in his early 30s at very most
WAAAAAAA STARGATE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
ok im done

You scored as Chewbacca.

Chewbacca

78%

R2-D2

72%

Darth Vader

69%

C-3PO

69%

General Grievous

67%

Anakin Skywalker

67%

Clone Trooper

67%

Obi Wan Kenobi

56%

Yoda

50%

Mace Windu

50%

Emperor Palpatine

44%

Padme Amidala

42%

Which Revenge of the Sith Character are you?
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later

Im a little bit geekey

2005-05-23T21:15:00.000-07:00

so iv come to the realization that i need to find me some friends who play D&D or some other game of the like
no really im totally serieous
i wana have a frikkin cleric of banjo
or maybe to try some of those other games i hear so much about like shadowrun or something
oh yes
and just because and for the hell of it i want to play the sea monkeys based one
it looks insane
oh and i want to play Toon just because i apparently cant die
oh and i.... ~trails off into nothingness~
insanity is only fun when you have someone to bounce it off of like a person or a soft padded wall
yesterday i was having one of my fun practice insane rants
it was about the monkeys hiding and watching you all the time or something like that

anyways i wana play dem crazzy games
oh and want to see lords of dog town
got an advanced screening ticket too
now need to figure out how to get to cinemark tinseltown which is on pender street in vancouver
anyone up for waling around or showing me around vancouver
i mena iv lived here my whole life and i still cant find my way around vancouver its sad really

oh my guppys are the preggers again
ohhhhhh and my darkling beetles have finally started reprouducing now
i say like 4 or 5 larva (err plural of larva which i dont remember how to spell at all) they are so tiny and cute and wriggley

Dem Toys

2005-05-15T03:02:00.000-07:00

So today or more accuratly yesterday i found a present for justin and i found myself a new toy
well not so much a toy as a Cthulhu esk skull piggybank and i have needed one too
i mean when half your desk is covered in loose change its about time to buy a piggybank
oh also was doing my EB games hunting thingy
found a delightful treasure amungst all the crap
game called scrapland
its somewhat old so it was delightfully priced at 4.99 and for 4.99 even if you dont like the game itself it would still make an excelent coaster
but i have heard some good things about the game and its made by the creator of American McGee's Alice oh yes that was a good game
its about a sext assasin robot
well not really i just think that owuld make a good video game but anyways

on friday i went out to a film festival like thingy

it was a collection of 19 i think short films of the horror variety
i wont give any of the gory details (tlthough i would sooooo very much like to) on the films but i will say two things
1) all the films were AMAZING (with the exception of the one that won most gory it was actually the most crappy thing i have ever seen and i watched making the band)
2) i will never look at canadian tire in the same way (i now know at least one thing that mastercraft will never make a home kit for)

oh at the film thing i had a wonderful idea for a naughty horror movie that i wont dignify by repeating but it was disturbing in the way that only i can make it

i think thats about it for now
oh i want the sushi
bromwell high is an ok tv show
sims makin magic is somewhat interesting
i love the monkey for the monkey is good
yahhhhhhhhhh

What I did this weekend

2005-05-08T18:16:00.000-07:00

slept
went to a friends end of term party
knew noone it was great no really i actually had a good time
left there to another friends birthday gathereing and ate food then left
headed back to other friends party and played with sharp and shiny projectiles and right before i left i seemed to entertain a fiew people with an interesting way i played with fire which i had no idea was at all interesting
today i do the mothers day thing oh yah
thats it

oh and i officially LOVE parker posey
frikkin crazy insane acting ahhhhh wonderful

The Minor joys of technology

2005-05-06T02:13:00.000-07:00

So today i finally got around to getting a webcam
all i can say is it works wonderfully
now i know all of you are thinking dirty thoughts about how im going to use it now that i have it but i can guarantee you that only about 75% of those thoughts are accurate
now to fiddle with it some more
the evil it burns so good

the day and night

2005-04-30T01:33:00.000-07:00

just came back from Andrewpalooza version 2
it was the fun
lamost learned a new game called "kings" i think
there is no way im going to remembver all the rules but it was awesome... to the EXLTREME!!!

before that i went to the last in the forseeable future concert of interphase. i thouroughlyenjoyed it
i even unconciously started to disect the music in my head into each sepperate part (drums bass vocals guitar 1 guitar 2) then put them alltogether while keeping them sepperate in my head. it was awesome
i heard my favorite songs (sorry i still only remember the name of one song "gamblin man" and some new ones which were utterly wonderfull

also Andrew will be leaving on sunday and this makes the kris sad. he doesnt like when people he knows move away. i can still name all of the people who have moved since kindergarden (not including the people who he disliked or were uninteresting)

oh and to leave you on a less somber note i leave you a link to what i like to call granneys revenge

a little nuclear powered rc car can go a long way

2005-04-29T00:19:00.000-07:00

I have discovered that for what i lack in dicernable social skills and actual tallent i make up for in moxxey
thats right i have so much of the stuff i get an extra "x"

xena warrior princess

2005-04-26T01:09:00.000-07:00

Ok So the movie Locusts was as beautiful as it was horrible
and it was really really beautiful if you know what im trying to say
but it had a certain warrior princess in it so it wasnt unwachable even though she did studder on a fiew lines
all in all good times were had by me in watching the movie

Insomnia

2005-04-20T00:38:00.000-07:00

Ok Sunday at 9 pm Lucy Lawless in her very first (that i know of) b movie.
Its called Locusts
its about killer locust that are resistant to pesticedes
I know
But im still going to watch it
Pity me...

Finals

2005-04-19T03:21:00.000-07:00

At this moment in time this i find massively humerous

I didnt know i was evil

2005-04-17T22:46:00.000-07:00

So i will recount my weekend
friday good times went to a friend of a friends boyfriends sister (who i would technically call a friend of mine im friends with everyone and that includes the friends i havvent met yet (god i heard that in the barby production of farytopia today on ytv))
anyways blue is the best color ever but not always the best flavor. oh and club soda can wash almost any bad taste from your mouth. anyways i was having so much fun that i missed my last but mostly becasue the internet is a dirty dirty lier and says a bus comes at a certiain time but it doesnt come then at all. I had to crash there now bare in mind im not saying it was a horrible horrible experience i actually had oodles of fun oh and found out that there is a such thing as a stargate roleplaying game which i fully intend to play next time i go there.
umm well i didnt get to sleep till i guess about 6 or so im the morinng ooooo i found out captan planet is still on the air. did you know that gaia's voice was done by whoopie goldberg? i sure as heck didnt. well right before i went to sleep i felt something rubbing my feet and i didnt really care ( i figured out about 1 min after that it was one of the cats but before that i was seriousley thinking oabout being slightly worried) oh and in the morning i realised that some time during the night the dog must have bin licking my face.
ooo just because its funny ( i was actually very comfortable sleeping there at night) that i slept on the wooden unbelevably fun slippery floor. and they have a "wooden" fireplace that has a maised off of the floor mantle that has just enough space under it for someone to fit in. now your probably realizing what im getting at. i actually got to sleep under it and i had a giant stuffed hippo there too the hippo is awesome!! it was about one third the size of a full grown adult hippo.
oh and i forgot to mention that i satched some !!!red dwarf!!!

saturday my cousins came over and we talked with my other cousins taht live in the philipines over the webcam so we saw them and they saw us. good times were had by all

I Am A: Chaotic Evil GnomeMage Bard

Alignment:
Chaotic Evil characters are the most 'evil' people out there. They are willing to do anything to get ahead, and will kill anyone who stands in their way. A chaotic evil person sees no value in order and governments, and believes to the utmost in the tenant that 'Might Makes Right'.

Race:
Gnomes are also short, like dwarves, but much skinnier. They have no beards, and are very inclined towards technology, although they have been known to dabble in magic, too. They tend to be fun-loving and fond of jokes and humor. Some gnomes live underground, and some live in cities and villages. They are very tolerant of other races, and are generally well-liked, though occasionally considered frivolous.

Primary Class:
Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.

Secondary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Deity:
Velsharoon is the Neutral Evil god of necromancy, liches, and undeath. He is also known as the Vaunted, the Archmage of Necromancy, and the Lord of the Forgotten Crypt. His followers practice the necromantic arts, and raise the dead to do their bidding. His symbol is a crowned skull.

Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy ofNeppyMan (e-mail)

Youthfull Vigor

2005-04-11T23:36:00.000-07:00

And Now To negate the fact that i havent made any actual posts reciently i post for your viewing pleasure some classic OLP lyrics (coulndnt decide whether to post this one or neon crossing

Our Lady Peace - Naveed

Come come naveed......
Are you there, and it is comfortable? Did you wanna escape,
try to escape the popuation?
the pressure is deceiving, and for you particularly.
should we let a young man die? Let him die if he wants to,
let him die if he wants to.

I can't live here anymore, but it's hard when you reach for that floor
and there's something that tears me inside, so i can't go.

Brother, are you there? Now tell me,
is it wonderful or were you hoping to find,
hoping to find something a little more. climbing down the hours,
i need to know now, do the hands of time only rule this chapter.

I'll have to try once again, i'll have to try when i want to.

I can't live here anymore, but it's hard when you reach for that floor
and there's something that tears me inside,
I can't live here anymore..... anymore

there he's on his knees again,
trying hard to understand why Naveed would let a young man die.
Convinced that he might break, he reaches for that phone
and another day has gone.
another day has gone
another day has gone
has gone.....

I can't live here anymore, but it's hard when you reach for that floor
and there's something that tears me inside, so i can't go.
I can't live here anymore, I can't live here anymore, I can't live here anymore
I can't live here anymore, I can't live here anymore, anymore
Come come naveed......

Right now i am getting my OLP fix which consists of me listning to every one of their songs playing on loop for the last 4+ hours oh and with a fiew greenwheel songs thrown in

oh and an aside
listning right now to song called "Is It Safe" to those who have seen the clerks animated series will know what im talking about heh good times

[EDIT] also like Made to Heal good listning [/EDIT]

A night of a hundred monkeys

2005-04-07T01:00:00.000-07:00

nooooo im missing it
i totally forgot aobt it and now its too late
i wanst intending on giong but it was oh so fun last year with the 24 hour video gaming and all the scarry people dressed up and oh of course all the little girls (and boys with see throught shirts ~shivers~) wearing cat ears
i had so very much fun last year and was wanting to go agian but alas it just isnt in the cards this time around

just came back from julias burfday
it was kinda fun except for the scary part at the beginging. ok one may thing being the only guy in a group of girls sounds very good but i highly doubt that he had ever actually had that experience. It is frikkin scary. now i mean no offence to any of you at all (i met a whole bunch of people today including a guy named is Micca heh Micca anyways group of girls are scary they talk about girly things and scare the only boy in the group and show him demasculating birthday cards and make him cry on the inside. umm oh i also saw a bunch of autographed pictures of the cast of stargate and i also saw autographed copy of the script of the series pilot signed by richard dean anderson amanda tapping michael shanks christopher judd and don s davis oh yah good times were had lol
thats it im going to sleep now later

2005-04-06T14:39:00.000-07:00

drat was going to post quiz result here but it looked craptacular with the pictures all messed up layout wise so bosted on livejournal

Starseed

2005-04-02T01:29:00.000-08:00

Well today i went to watch the Sin City movie. Now i know that some of you may or may not have already seen it so rest assured there will be no spoilers oh except for the flying nun she was too hilarious to not mention. I mean her frikkin habit was all up in everywehre heh
so we I saw it with Andrew mohsin kyle jameson nate and mark. oh and there was a guy sitting next to me who i will alwayse remember. i was commenting to kyle who probably wasnt listning so more likely i was "thinking outloud to myself" in conversation form about how people clapping at the end of movies really just piss me off and how i would like o kill them all. of course i was joking and most who know me know taht i would most likely (i stress "most" likely) try to stop a crazy person bent on homercide heh anyhoo as soon as i finisheed i heard him saying to his friends that he thought that he may have picked a bad place to sit then he realised i could hear him (he was sitting right next to me retard lol) and tried half assedly to blame it on the movie being scary or something HA
how best parts that dont ruin plot or story at all ok was it just me or did the big chin guy really reallly loook like duke nukem i mean really duke nukem
next hot ladys with guns gaaaaa wonderfull oh i knwo there was "guest directing" done by quinton tarinteno if you have seen jackie brown you would understand (coincedently she now appears on showcases new series "The L Word" along with my favorite character that was once on mutant x as the one with the psychic powers. anyways umm tangents are fun especially when you go off on one ummmm right so now i want to rewatch all the spicycity episodes umm i think it was a good movie it was filmed with a i think it was a 50s or 60s feel to it very good even use of black and white with occasional splashes of color thrown in. Oh one more thing Nick Stahl was in it. one of my better liked actors. He was in terminator 3, disturbing behavior, tall tale, and the man withought a face just to name a fiew. unfortunatly he was one of the bad guys on the movie so that made me sad. Anyhoo im tired now kris goes to sleep
later
oh and i will eventually post my best of buffy list but later which is not now

Mah birfday

2005-03-29T00:41:00.000-08:00

My birthday approaches
march 31st for all those curious
no idea what to do if anything
im not notorious for doing anything partially because (im sure i mentioned this before but i dont feel like looking hrough my archives for at least another 5 years) after my chuck e cheeze b-day party it all seemed pointless heh
oh i already got some presents from friends so i will give out credit now
julia thank you for the book. incase anyone was interested it is called "incompetence" (yah totally screams of me hey) written by the same guy that wrote red dwarf Rob Grant
and i just noticed that you rote a note on the inside cover oh i will be laughing i have bin since a saw teh title and the various versions of it in the book haha
and scott thanks for the offer to lend me babylon 5 and to all those who dont know what it is umm.. its a bunny and to all of those who do know what it is and and to cal me a nerdy geek i say to you "its a bunny" heh

oh i think my beta is going to die he has dropsy and all the other betas that one of my bettas have ever got that have died from it so im kinda fearful
anyways im going to sleep now
later days (heh bonus points to whoever can place that reference)

Its My Sanity And i can cry if i want to

2005-03-22T00:09:00.000-08:00

Tada Found a Mental disorder test on someones (Julia's) site an just "Had" to take it

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	High
Schizoid:	Moderate
Schizotypal:	Very High
Antisocial:	Low
Borderline:	Low
Histrionic:	High
Narcissistic:	Moderate
Avoidant:	Very High
Dependent:	Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive:	Moderate
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --

Isnt It Just Peachy!

Crippling Anti-depression

2005-03-20T23:22:00.000-08:00

Songs are fun
listning to a song called Alone by All Trashed Down
good times
[EDIT] Oh and i forgot to mention Thief by Our Lady Peace among other OLP songs Basicaly i stil think the OLP = Good listning I stilll remember allmost all of the lyrics to every song. Ahh reminicing to grade 12 arts night for all those present at the time i would truthfully like to know if i sucked or if i was actually something other than craptacular so either self validation or crippling embarasment to come [/EDIT]
[EDIT^2] Again i want to add in the OLP sonfg called Stealing Babies[/EDIT^2]

hate reading other peoples blogs
they have thoughts and ideas which seem much better then anything i have ever bothered to write down
also some of the many blogs i read regularly (all the ones on the list to the left)have good ideas or actual non hollow superficial content or ways to write things i like but i cant use because someone else came up with the idea before me and if i write something down that has already bin done even if i mean it, i feel like a cheap dirty plagarist.

Also the disapointments of meeting people. It sucks if you meet someone that you really want to get to know better (no not necisarily in the "gawd he/she/it is so hot. i would sure like ta get all up into some of dat stuff") but dont seem to get the opportunity to and then just feel like what the hell is the point of meeting people if you just talk to them two or three times. It is just seeming somewhat pointless. And frustrating. mostly frustrating. oh well i know i shouldnt worry about things that i have no controll over but still

anyways an update on my pet situation. i now have the three female guppys and the one male guppy. all three females are the preggers now.

Just watched Steve Jacksons Dead Alive today
one of the more humerous spoof esk zombie movies i say. The best line in the entire movie took place in a graveyard. The priest that lived on the grounds was woken by the skuffeling of the main character trying to sedate some zombies with some horse tranquilizers. The prest sees the zombies swarming the main character and jumps down from on top of a crypt infront of a zombie and says "I Kisk Ass For The Lord" before he bulls out a can of undead kung-foo style kick ass on the zombies. And he was all silver haired and somewhat old looking but they used higher framerates to make it look like he was lightining fast. It was situational comedic gold(at least i think it was situational comedy anyways)

Also before i go to sleep
A new EB Games has opened up near my house. That brings nearly all of my favorite stores within 5 min from my house. bestbuy Walmart and EB right down the road. Hopefully they will open a pet store there.

As is my habit i close with the phrase
In Summation I need a Hug

Because I Can

2005-03-15T02:27:00.000-08:00

I once again feel the need to post one of my favorite quotes for no reason other then im bored and it is meaningfull (you just need to really want to see the meaning)

"There are things you lose you can never get back
You can never have them again except in the smudging carbon copy of memory
There are things that seem irreconcilable
That you must find a way to reconcile with
The simple passage of days
Tells the sharpness of the pain but never quite wares it out
And what doesn't wash away with time becomes a cold hard nub of something
An un-losable souvenir"

Oh yes My new guppy is either pregnant or gotten really fat really fast. Now maybe im just crazy (who am i kidding "maybe" Ha) but i swear she looks much bigger in the belly area
im guessing she is the first one considering how she and my other guppy have been going at it. Like bunnys i say
bah i should have baby guppies in about 3 to 5 weeks

that is all
Peace out yo
[edit] Just realised i posted that quote before but you know what.. i still like it![/edit]

They Don't Blink

2005-03-13T21:00:00.000-08:00

Feeling Utterly uninspired
posting out of guilt for not posting anything in a while
should be my normal perky self agian by next week

A Monument to Wasted Time

2005-03-04T22:31:00.000-08:00

As i near my 21st birthday i am forced to remember when i was 9 years old. I remember back then planing out the rest of my life.I actually had a plan. i had set many goals and i had a time frame in which to accomlish them. now that im nearing 21 I realise that i havent really accomplished any of the thigns that i was suppose to. Granted some of the minor stuff i have done but nothing of the really important stuff. Nearly nothing of what was supose to have happened by now has happened and its starting co tick me off. Thus this birthday will feel like a monument to 21 good years of wasted time. Well it was all down hill after my ninth birthday party anyways (nothing can compete with a Chuck E. Cheeze Birthday party with your entire grade minus a fiew (small school) and various other friends attending)

In other news
didnt attend the muzak of interphase tonight
not that i didnt want to go but i tend to get all unfomfortable in the big crowds especially if i dont know if there arent going to be any people that i know well or i consider particularly interesting in the croud. and all i would actually go there for would be to hear interphase play who would probably play for only 20 min max and it would take almost 2 hours for me to get there. Notice how im trying to justify not going both to whoever is reading and to myself Zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I think i need a nap. Oh yah i found out yesterday that when you inhale melted chocolait it will litterally burns for hours and oh you would think that drinking water helps but nooo it doesnt it just mocks you as it dangles its false hope right in front of you and you may think i sound bitter but ohhh noooo not bitter just sarcastic zaaa. Couldnt breath quite right till a while after i got home heh This is a warning to children Dont be a retard, chew then swallow your food in discrete proportions oh and breathing and swallowing at the same time should only be attempted by profesionals you know... hookers (aka those of the sex worker persuasion) and gay men (aka those of the monkey love persuasion) heh my blog just became PG13 Mature subject mater and adult themes. Now all i need is the corse language oooooo BARBRA STRISAND! heh south park Yay now its NC17 and now before my commentary totally degrades into the nonsensical and mildly reminicent of scary guy who talks to himself about how the beams are controlling his thoughts and argues with his left foot over the bennifits of a tinfoil hat over those of a newspaper hat insane ramblings i think i will cut it off. Drat and i started off so coherent too Oh well
now for the sleep g'night y'all

[addendum] hey the tmj episode of the Oblongs is on tv now it is the Funney [/addendum]

Banjo The Puppet God LIVES

2005-02-27T01:51:00.000-08:00

Now before i forget all the stuff that i have done in the last long while

Umm lets see. Right i now officially hate all strikes of any kind. Dont get me wrong i in no way fault the people who are striking personally, I just want no not have to suffer for it. Sigh

Onto brighter stuff
I have finally completed banjo. Now you might be asking your self who in the nine hells banjo is. Well he is for the most part one of my creations (except for the fact that the name and the idea of creating a diety by said name is a blatand ripoff from a webcomic that i read). Banjo is much akin to Tinkergong. For all those that dont know Tinkergoing is almost exclusively my creation(unless i have forgoten others contributions) Tinkergong is the german cousin of disneys beloved tinkerbell. Tinkergong is a massive german woman with a whisp like whisker bierd and little sausage fingers whos faery dust consists of dandruf and has pippi longstockings esk pigtails. Anyways back to Banjo. Banjo is a new diety that i have made for the dungions and dragons world. if you want any in depth information i will eventually get around to posting it somewhere some when. My first ever cleric character weill be a proud and slightly derranged priest of Banjo. (this is only my second time ever playing the real non computer d&d game so no pokes at my geeky nerdy ness unless you really feel like it :P).

Now about jake, vikki, and emilys birthday party. Good times were had by me. i had much fun and was mildly.. well i got that dear in the headlights feeling. Then i got there jake walked right up to me and asked if i was kris b. i replied yes and was wondering if i had done something incredibly stupid again. Well it turned out that he was incredibly amused by my coment on the e-vite thingy which if i remember correctly was something to the general theme of me saying that i would accept "any excuse to food myself" which i didnt think was too funny but im glad that someone enjoyed my humor for a change. It was a pleasant change of pace heh. I kinda didnt like the sating arrangements not that the company was bad because it wasnt i just wished that everyone was more centrally seated. Ok i know that it would have been nearly impossible with that many people. I kinda felt that to be with some made me have to exclude others and that wouldnt have been a fun. Blahhhhhhh. Ooooo not that i really ever drink but i found a new blue drink and my liver is all a twitter with the excitement. I think it was caled electric blue or something. The food was the fun and i had a fair bit of water and not so much ice in case anyone was wondering. Hurm waht else.... oh yes so far mark and i have crossed off cubs scouts little league swimming lessons and preschool from our list of places that were not the place where we think wev seen each other. Oh yes i have secided that drunken or more politically corectly called soberly challenged people are fun to listn to. Oh yes also i do in fact want an interphase cd. there are a fiew songs that i greatly enjoyed so it would be nice to hear them again.

ummm after Boston bizza we hung around out from for a little while and yay someone sugested that we go go tim hortons. now that may not seem like that big of a deal but jsut get this.. ok she said instead of tim hortons or timmy hos.. get this.. she said timmys hos. oh mah gahd .. she dih'nt.. ohh but she di'id. Kay the explination is that i wanted to hear someone say that exact phrase said in that exact way for some time now. and now that it has been i can cross itt off of my list.
anywys we went i had a donut and had much much interesting conversation.

Now onto today
So at this moment im going through a huge nastalgia kick and i have whipped out all my olp (our lady peace in laymen terms)all of them except for the one that was the woodstock 99 (i think thats waht year it was) ones because i never got around to getting them. anyways it turns out that i still can remember nearly all of the lyrics perfectly (when listning to the music anyways he singing along on some of the songs too.. just because i cant help it) which is kinda cool because i havent really listned to any the songs in a while. I am also listning to my greenwheel cd. i just looked it up and it turns out that there arent any new greenwheel cds which kinda makes me disapointed because they only have the one and its from 2002 but then again thats the year the last olp cd came out (that i have heard of or bothered to look up anyways) Im about 3/4 of the way through listning to the 6 cds but good times are being had oh yes grins.

Actually i need the sleep now
its bloody 3 am and i still want to do the whole study thing tommorow garsh
later all
this is kris signing out

[edit] oh yes i forgot to mention all the new and havent seen in so ling virtually new people. yes i actually remember most of your names and good times were had [/edit]

Insert Title Here

2005-02-22T22:46:00.000-08:00

Ok a fiew things to talk about now

First off i really need a haircut again. No my hair isnt black it is currently dies and if one were to look very carefully they would see about and inch of non dark black hair underneath. I know it is time for my hair to be cut because i can now see it regularly in front of my eyes. So my natural color for those that dont remember is a dark brown with scary hair that shines all are blond white and shiney when exposed to light of varying angles and degrees of intensity.Granted i hate getting haircuts but i hate long hair on myself even more (after a while anyways)

Next I get to make a new D&D character oh yah. He will be a Drow Cleric that one day accidentally got a bit drunk and stumbled out of the underdark and got helplessly lost and couldnt find his way back to the proper place. Ok you may be wondering how he could get that lost but you probably dont understand just how drunk he was. Granted its a paper thin back story but im ntoo tired to come up with something good.

oh mod no vin desel is now staring in a disney movie now no no no no no my head my precious gooey brain juice hurts. It just seems so unimmaginably wrong.

Now onto more important maters.
Why in the bloody hell do scary people keep on hitting on me. Ok granted mostly over msn and not toooooo often. Like for example a person added me today and i thought that it may be one of the people that i actually know that had fially got around to adding me (and if iv ever talked to you at all in real life i want you on my msn list Thats right this means YOU! You all know who you are. if you cant ask me for it get it from someone who already has it) anyhoo i realised that i probably didnt know the person after he/she/it started chatting in a different language (one of the non englishy written languages) i said hi? it said i assume its name (i use it because i have no idea what genter the person was) the i said huh? the it said "I LOVER YOY". i replyed with "....." then promply recieved a voice chat invite. scary. Now dont get me wrong i like getting hit on as much as the next person but scarry people are well scary. Random scary people scare me.

Now i will be getting some sleep now
New vin Desel movie commercial on tv Ok the part where he gets attacked by the duck is funny but thtas it

Oh yes I like the new tv show Slings & Arrow
It stars the guy from Due South and also has Don Mceller (i think thats how its spelt)

Oh Yes Looking very forward to this friday where im going to Vickys Jakes and Emilys B-Day thing.

[EDIT] I just realised that everyone who knows of this page has most likely got it off of my msn Nickname so trying to force readers to add me to their list is almost completely pointless Sigh [/EDIT]

The Joke that never was

2005-02-19T01:49:00.000-08:00

Today after attending the interphase concert, which was amazing but more on that later, i made a shocking discovery. not only have i bin forgetting to post anything on my blog site for far far too long, but even more shocking that someone other then me and justin has ever looked at it

so now i will try to catch up on things that i forgot to post and i will talk about the muzak last (yes i am saving the best part for last). Umm my plans for having multiple food chanes in my room is coming along nicely. i now have a god mealworm colony coming along and i just got the crickets. the crickets are somewhat troubling because some of them are eating each other which kinda sucks but its ok. mostly they are growing big enough that i can breed them and get many more to feed my incoming Green Anole. The fish are doing very well. My blue guppy, which is my favorite fish now, is delighfully psychotic, which brings me nothing but unadulterated joy. Mah Sea-monkey's are living and breeding and making many many little sea monkey babies which is good. whey swim around with their little winglike arms which i watch for wel not hours but minits i think. umm and thats all the pet updates for now except for the new goldfish that i gotOk i like this gold fish allot more then the other ones that i have for one reason and one reason alone. It hasnt had the prac inbred the hell out of it. thats right it is a single tailed goldfish that actually looks like a fish. my long quest is finally over.

I think i wil start talking about the interphase consert now as me being too tired to go on much longer and i want to finish this blog (ok really i cant remember much else that i was posta put in this blog but blarg on you). Kay so im not going to lie i absolutely didnt like anything and anything that they played. I, in fact absolutely Loved any and every song that they played. Hah. so i must say that there were 2 particular songs that i liked particularly much although, i, at this moment have absolutley no idea what they were called and i just realised that i have used the word absolutely far to often now zaaaa. Anyhoo all Andrew, jameson, ruben, and kyle played excelently but one of them played particularly well tonight. You know who you are. and no im not saying that so every person thinks that im talking about him (ok well maybe a little bit but noone is berfect err perfect. Bahh your all crazy)

Oh and one more thing justin seriously man get some sleep. You were almost acting how i usually do and thats somewhat scary to me

Bloody tiired now and im kinda dizzy from going a bit overboard with the chocolait mint scented dry erase markers so i gooo now
listning to "Kent - If You Were Here" which is just a bit saddening so i will now sucum to the sweet sweet embrace of unconciousness and in summation i need a hug

The Digigasim

2005-02-06T02:32:00.000-08:00

Well i just found out that the clanbob website is back up
i canot steress how great a thig this it
i mean gahhh
it was like the first web commic that i ever read and stil to this dayt one of the best ever in all recorded time (for me anyways but screw you just for added measure)
unfortunatly they are not updating the Life of Riley strip at the moment (it was just getting really good when they had to stop) but fortunatly (the cause of my digigasm) they still have the old archives still up (look at my links for directions there no really do it and read a fiew in they are drawn really crappy at first)

So this weekend im fish sitting for mohsin
i must say his 2.5 gallon tank looks very fetching the way its set up. may even have to buy ye4t another tank and build on his design. it has a betta (chinese fighting fish) and 3 other small fish with a car accesory the fish swim through it and it looks spectaculat when lit up.

my sea monkeys are still doing well. they seem to have taken to going at it like benobo monkeys (that was a discovery channel show that i wil never forget.. ever... no matter how hard i try... ~shivers~) there are many tiny sea monkeys in the tanks now

note to self feeling a bit too large again
time to start the exercising routine again... sigh
i could never ever diet (i likes the fooding myself way to much heh heh)

normally i hate the guy on the food channel who looks like lindsy from angel but today he is my hero. Today his show is about making donuts which is one thing that i have wanted to learn to do vor a veryy very long time

just downloaded a prac load of stargate and twin spica (twin spica is about a little girl thos mother died who wants to become an austronaught in a pink space ship and makes friends with a ghost who wares one of those mascot heads which is in the shape of a giant lion. Honestly i have never watched it past the opening music yet because its actually good and i keep on replaying it then run out of time to watch te episode

well my room is at the point where it is on its way to bercoming habitable but it currently isnt any ware near it and was better looking before i started to "organize" it bah stupid everything

my meal worms i baught oh so many weeks ago which have started pupating are starting to darken in color indicating that they will soon emerge as bully developed beetles ready to bread and make more meal worms and the cycle will continue untill there are enough for me to start playing with them in a 10 gallon tank and they will make a renewable source for me to feed my as of yet undecided pet that eats live food (probably some reptile of some sort)

in my rummagings through the assorted layers of stuff i have managed to collect i have found an old hollogramthingy that was once on some cerial boy. i mention thisbecause it was from just before the release of the first jurasic park movie and i cant even remember when that movie came out but if im correct it was some time in the 90's

hurm i need to study on sunday for mah test but my dad has been ohounding me to go to best buy which is now just down the streat from my house right accross from wallmart which is funny and for some reason i just had a flashback to watdchig the first season of the simple live with paris hilton and not as famous friend when they were asking their host family if they hung out at wallmart. no idea. none at all.

This has been an uninterupted thought stream brought to you by me. The kris. and those of you who are thinking upon :"the kris" i willl now kill you with the simple yet extrordinarily stupid phrase "Die Eventually" which now that i think about it is almost the exact same meaning as die slowly which means taht i wich you a lond life hahah and that is my cue to go to sleep now

I think whoever invented insomnia and the musical should be shot... Repeatedly

2005-01-31T01:49:00.000-08:00

Ok
posting out of boredom and insomnia
i cant seem to get to sleep
i went to bed at about 10:30 now for all you with out the 1337 math skills thats almost 3 hours ago.
i was just laying down in the dark trying to sleep
one may wonder why i just didnt fall asleep. well there is one very simple reason and that rteason is...
Greased Lightning
you may be asking your self what the hell is greased lightning well it is not only a song but it is also a frikkiing worm that makes its way into your brain and starts to repeat itself till you crave the sweet sweet c0ld caress only felt through oraly pleasuring a 12 gage shotgun. now you may thing this may be a bit severe but let me guarantee you that after 3 hours with the only sensory stimulus you recieve being the frikking high pitch wailing of john travolta in your brain (whom im not even overly fond of as an actor even may i add) you would feel the exact same way.
so far iv managed to drown it out for an hour with my fix of richard dean anderson ammanda tapping christopher judge michael shanks and corin nemic (heh i love the fact that stargate is one of only 2 shows where i have actually memmorised the real names of the actors and note johnas quinn now looks simmilar to the person who was playing his girlfriend hair wise and started to wair overly tight clothing which was somewhat simmilar to what she wore which i found overly humerous because i started to think that what if one morning she said hey johnas have you seen my favorite top then he walks into the room waring it and looks evasive and says nope cant say that i have or even better yet when they go to meet her parents she is slightly delayed for some reason and he is waiting at the restaraunt and they come in and mistake them for thier daughter.. yah im reallly tired at the moment)

oh yah started plying alice if i havent mentioned it yet
great game with massive ammounts of wierdness my kind of game

also aimee told me taht rogers had 130+ gamed for sale so i bought some
i now have (finally) dark cloud 2 and Grand theft auto vice city and spiderman 2 (granted i didnt know i wanted spiderman 2 till i saw it but it is a psone game and they rea getting harder to find these days)
dark cloud 2 fun and GTA vice city all i do is drive around giggling saying five points there two points there ooo that one is running seven points all the wile listining to the in game radio station that was playing a michael jackson song (i think it was called billy jean or something)

i FINALLY played resident evil 4 and LOVE it its actually great i shoot the villagers in the heads then i kick them or knife them
Its wholesome family oriented fun and i wish i knew sapanish a bit better though because i could understand a bit of what they were saying but not nearly enough and it was pissing me off
oh yah if you do ever get around to playing it make sure there arent two girls in the room that scream hystarically whenever something jumps out at you because honestly they will be much more scary then the game will be your like oh there is a guy rught next to e and thinking ok i kill him then all of a sudden you hear two blood surdling screams from right next to you and you jump
th e best part though was whenever a chainsaw guy comes and they start screaming use the shot gun use the shotgun but your having way too much fun shooting out the knee caps with the pistol and kicking the prac out of him while hes down and then running away

my bugs have pupated and are growing its crazy they actually wiggle just a little bit if one were to look carefully.

i think im starting go become hypersensitive to spoiled milk. like even days before it goes bad. i still down those yummy mini yogurt cups like there is no tommorow but just the milk. its wierd because iv at one point eaten almost half a loaf of very mouldy bread (it was white bread and white mold so i didnt notice it)and was still perfectly fine after it (none of that fun multicolored vomit for me)

now so i can share the pain with others just because im a sharing person here are the lyrics that could most likely diffuse may hostige situations by the people with guns shooting themselves after thistning to this on loup for an hour and a half

Grease - Greased Lightning Lyrics

Artist: Grease
Album: Grease Soundtrack
Song: Greased Lightning

Lyrics :

Well this car is automatic, it's systematic, it's hydromatic
Why it's greased lightnin'!

We'll get some overhead lifters, and four barrel quads, oh yeah
Keep talkin', whoah keep talkin'
Fuel injection cut off, and chrome plated rods, oh yeah
I'll get the money, I'll see you get the money
With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door
You know that ain't shit when we'll be gettin' lots of tit in greased lightnin'

Chorus:

Go, greased lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile
Greased lightnin', go greased lightnin'
Go, greased lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials
Greased lightnin', go greased lightnin'
You are supreme, the chicks'll cream for greased lightnin'

We'll get some purple French tail lights and thirty-inch fins, oh yeah
A palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins, oh yeah
With new pistons, plugs, and shocks, I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real pussy wagon - greased lightnin'

chorus repeats 2x

Ok i Lied

2005-01-26T18:57:00.000-08:00

Ok so this pst isnt about D&D but it's refrenced in it now so its not totally wrong

So im torn if i should post a bunch of my quiz results in this page (iq, what famous person im most like etc.) or if i shouldnt
technically i was going to use my live journal abbount for that but i dont feel much like posting there because i cant get it to look not ugly

the thing is that since i dont really use it except for posting test results noone really looks at it

hurm its now officially decided that i will post my test results here now

but they will always have to be accompanied by an actual post that cant be about them to that whoever reads this page wont have to look through a bunch of crap before they can find something to actually read

Ok now that that is out of the way i will talk about the Dungions and Drangons games that i will eventually be running. I realise that by stating this i open myself to much ridicule and mockery at the hands of my friends which is ok because quite frankly im too unhinged to care I have decided that the games will be open to all friends who are interested (this most likely means that the only people who care at all will be me justin and clinton hah i have just upped your nerd factors) I will have a fiew low level campaigns set up and wil start to make more and higher ones as i get comfortable with them. The time frame im thinking is that i iwill have maybe a fiew ready in maybe 2 or 3 weeks. This is because im kinda buisy with school and i would still need to do a bunch of reading and stuff to know what im supose to know. also kinda only want to use kwantlen as the place to meet as a absalute last option because its ugly and makes me sad.

Umm i think thats it for now so kung pow chicken to the n th degree
Hurm I guess i didnt really lie in the end

Its either sugar crash or crippling depression

2005-01-23T23:31:00.000-08:00

For some reason i feel unusually ungood today
and it started off so well too
Just in either a bad mood or something not feeling sick or anything just mildly depressed
not even my stargate fix seems to be working at this point
and its the amanda taping extraveganza episode too

it may not even be depressed but it may just be me coming down off of my weekend long chocolait binge
iv had well over 20 chocolait bars and a couple packs of store bought brownies

sigh
anyways im hoping that i will be feeling better tommorow and not be writhing in silent frustration and boredom
bah i need a candy bar
im sure i have a fiew squirrled away in my room somewhere
heh im like that
i find all sorts of stuff when im nosing around the darc corners of this room
one day i swear i will find parts of a human torso tucked behind my bed or something

tired so going to sleep now
later all

oh and thanks katie for the monitor
its hair pullingly frustrating that my monitor is too dark for Alice
yes i have finally got around to getting American McGee's Alice
i found it in a 5 game pack consisting of 2 i assume roleplaying adventure games based off of dracula storys, one game that i think is a hybrid first person shooter rpg, Alice, and dungion keeper 2 which i already have.
basically alice is the storty of alice in wonderland but changed so that it looks like it would have come out of my mind. Everyone in wonderland is trying to kill you and its more like a fighting game with actual story and plot. oh and alice can stab and kill things. I think its safe to say that were all a bit mad in this game heh
i will give a proper review of it when i finally get around to actually playing it

also finally got a game pad for my computer
heh it looks exactly like a ps2 controller

Peace out huzzah!

Beefey

2005-01-23T01:41:00.000-08:00

Yum
Just got home a bit ago from aimees big bad all you can eat animal flesh barbique
it was great because apparently alex bought way too much meat and had to cook and eat it in a relatively short period of time
glad to say i was invited to help with that i use this word very loosley chore

befoer i forget i want to say hi to alexes sister who i met for the first time tonight
hey you your funny and not in the haha im dead inside kind of way

Before we started eating aimee wanted me to show alex the first resident evil game on the gamecube so i brought my copy over and we stuck that bad boy into the gamecube for some undead survival horror goodness. it was wonderfull because he had never played before and was prac (its an anagram) at the controlles so when he tried to run away he couldnt and was being severely attacked by the undead. his first time through he died in about two minutes. the second time through he got to a somewhat better start but i had to severely twitch out of habit every time he wasted bullets because there arent even enough to mildly kill everything in this game let alone all of the undead but anyways he came to this one part in a long hall way with windows that previousl something threw a rock through and as soon as he just passed through the window a dog jumped out and started attacking
i was yelling at him to run away and he did.. untill he got to the next window and a second dog jumped through that. Well ballzack. he kept on getting attacked and couldnt get away so he had to shott them. after that particular senario his nerves were so shot that he couldnt play anymore so he not so much gave me the remote so much as threw it at me saying "you play now"
another choice moment was when he was playing and aimee whas showing me where the microwave was. just when we get to the microwave we hear a blood curdling scream from the other room so we rush back and apparently ther was a room with a hallway adjoining it that had a mirror right on the side and a zombie down the hall and he had went through the room a fiew times but then one time when he was walikng in the mirror was the reflection of a zombie that "surprised" him
when i was playing i was attacked by a swarm of undead crow zombies that really pissed me off not because they were scary but because those buggers were bloody hard to kill. i ran out of bullets and had to start swinging te knife. also i had to burn the zombie i affectionetly named steve. i hadto or he would have come back and killed me and ate my sweet sweet spleene.
just so yo uknow i hate playing that game on the gamecube because i cant really handle that level of stress. the game is frikiking beautiful looking dut the detail is frikking scary. when i had had enough of it i put the controller down and litterally started to shake slightly and i got very very cold like instantly heh and you all know how i shun the warmer clothing and am comfortable in most types of weather (vest and shorts and a tshit when its snowing)

on to the food
ok even after the gory gory goodness i was still hungy
im sure if you ask around you will be able to hear the story of the fun fun before lunch biology disection that i conducted in highschool (good times) anyways there was lots of food ther eand i do mean lots all the stuff was barbecued yummy there were ribs and burgers and chicken and hotdogs and ketchup (i include ketchup because i consider ketchup to be a sepperate food group)
i got bored and noticed that they didnt quite have as many buns as burgers or hotdogs so i had to double up or eat withought the buns. i found out that you can save allot of time eating hotdogs if you just dont chew and swallow whole. i think i may have freaked out all the people there . if you have ever seen a stork of other bird swallow a fish whole thats basically what it looked like. and i also created a new burger
it was an all beef hammburger with a barbecued chicken part. i called it the chief burger (ch icken + b eef = cheef) oh it was grand and tasty if not somewhat abnormally thick. the chicken was cooked very well too
now the ribs were a slightly different story. apparently the brbecue they have doesnt heat at all evenly so it was nearly impossible to cook eaisly so as a result the ribs werent cooked properly. but thats nothing a fiew min in the microwave didnt fix oh yah

in the end i ate i think about the same volume of meat as my head and i have a big head.
nice i havent had that much pure fles for a while now. not sinnce my mom bought a bunch of steaks on sale and there wasnt room in the freezer for them good times.

ok tired now

oh sea monkey game finally arrived in the mail on friday so i gave it to my sister who will finally be able to play it tommorow at last because my dad has been on the downstairs computer monopolizing it the entire weekend but oh now i will have my revenge oh yes

also i found out that grape juice and alcohol mix rather well and not in wine form (not that i condone alcohol drinking in any form at all heh heh at but just so that you know)

ahh and i forgot as well that i finally finally finally saw napoleion dynamite and dodgeball
napoleon dynamite was ok but i dont think i would want to spend money to see it. it did have its moments very good moments that im not going to talk about incase someone who hasent seen this reads it but oh yes the humor was had there oh yes.
dodgeball was better. i think it was a worthwile rental but not really a go to the movies thing. much better when your at home with some friends and watching it

during the movies i was clutching aimees giant stuffed pikachu and afterwards apparently i was molestering it which i sternly abject to. i mean just because i clutch pikachu for support (he got me through the resident evil with my sanity no more shattered then before i went into it so he served his purpose) i was apparently squeezing that thing for dear life bahh i say bahh

i was hoppped up on the chocolait most of the night
umm dollarstore aero bars melt in your mouth like velvet

wow i seem to be really painting a picture tonight with the words or maybe im just to tired to notice incoherency in my typing

aimee dropped me off in her new car at the bus stop
she would have driven me home but she litterally doesnte ever go over 50 so she couldnt take the highway and i cant stop laughing when she drives because she is a brand new driver and she does the old lady lean forward thing with the steering wheel
while waiting for the abus there were these two guys who arived lafter i did
one was trying to walk straigh but the other was oviously pissed out of his brains
his hands were in his pockets and he was trying to walik in a straight line i think but he was having a bit o trouble his path was somewhat like that of cutting when snowboarding he was walking in s's that spaned the entire sidewalk

got on the bus got home ate some of the leftover diner then realised that i should probably write down some of this stuff before i forget it

and now im done and very tired and am going to sleep
note to self watch little black book not because i want to but because its there
and because the woman who was in misery is in it

oh and the big scary woman that was in dodgeball was hot oh yes hot

2005-01-20T23:21:00.000-08:00

This is nothing more then a note to myself

Watch Boogeyman when it comes out in theaters because you want to you know you do so do it

Just realised i have a picture of the girl from the exorcist in full on posessed makeup n stuff
she stareds at me with her cold dead eyes
just sitting there staring

Ballzack

2005-01-20T11:04:00.000-08:00

well i gout out of chem lab a whole hour and a bit today
i was all excited about being able to nap and chat with people and the clill spot (noting now that the spot really isnt all that cold) but as soon as i get there i realise that noone i know is there and whats worse is that some people that i have no idea who they are are there mocking me with there presence ~Mocking with their cold staring eyes~
I had lost my place af napping and was bored so i came to the computerlab and started typing
oh yah last night i found a new webcommic called scary go round
it is very strange but it is stil good (even though it is british)

bored of writing now
maybe i will post something of interest later
if somethi8ng of interest happens anyways

The Joys of Online Shopping

2005-01-17T01:29:00.000-08:00

Reciently i have discovered the joys of online shopping and i will now sum up all the reasons and total biases on my side why online shopping is vastly superior to conventional shopping
1. You can find anything you want online and i do mean anything (and not just naughty stuff. im sure i could find someone auctioning off their spleen if i was so inclined)
2. I dont need to do that thing that i hate to do (you know geting off of my lazzy ass) nearly ass much as i would have to if i you know went out to shop
3. Being the greatly antisocial person that i am i wouldnt need to have to deal with sctual people when making a purchase
4. Being the greatly shy person that i am i would not need to have to emmerse myself in the vast sweeping crouds that are oh so overwhelming found commonly at malls and places of shopping
5. im sure there are many more but im tired and crankey now and all of a sudden im dissapointed because i just remembered that i still dont know how to insert custom emots into this

In other news Mohsin got a pet betta (aka chinese fighting fish). I helped him a bit when getting it so i am kinda proud of myself no idea why though
One thing of note happened when we were there well two things but one doesnt count because i dont think anyone who knows what its about. Aaanyways the one noone will care about is the fact that i saw Stewart and Tiffanys dad at a fish and chips place. Now the most interesting thing that happened to me was that i ofund out that the ice tea was all you can drink and oh yes i drank all i could drink. I had my first glass and that lasted a fiew seconds then another that lasted even less time. Noticing this, the very nice waitress brought me a pitcher of iced tea. it was good but only lasted about 2 min so she brought me another pitcher half full, poof it was gone, then she brought me another half pitcher and poof i drank it again then she brought me one more half pitcher and i finished that too. In the end i drank 2 full glasses and 2 and a half fullsized pitchers of iced tea. Now this all sounds well and good but you have to realize that all that ice tea was litterally ice cold and was freezing me from the inside out. One of the fiew times when i was actually cold. Those of you who know me know how much i Love my vest in the snow because cold weather doesnt doo too much to me. anyways i was shivering like well umm something that shivers allot. There story done

Later
Oh and If i lent anyone my copy of hackers please tell me because i cant find it anymore. Its one of my Favorite movies. It has both Angelina Jolie and that Irish/Scottish guy who was in trainspotting that i can never remember the name of in it. Vunderbar
Bored now so im done

Oh and one "last" thing
I finally figured out how to work my voice mail so i have made a very kris esk message for those who let the phone ring the seemingly endless ammount of time it takes for the voicemail to kick in(did you know that my phone doesnt even ring on my end till after 2 rings on yours)

"Why Do People Run From Me?"

2005-01-15T11:07:00.000-08:00

No idea what im going to call this post when im done
i have a fiew things to wrote down before i forget

filrst of all i will comment on rogers birfday get together
Good times. Boston pizza was great. even though i got there like 1 and a half hours late i still hot served before many of the others which i find just hi larious. I found out Vikki is way too nice a person for even me to mildly dislike for bringing sea monkeys as a gift even though i called them and even though she had no way of knowing that i called them and even though i called them as a blanket gift for all occasions which in reality doesnt really mean that i call them for all things and even though i sometimes (hah "sometimes") hold erational grudges (anyone who doesnt beleve me or wants to know the exact extent of this just ask Robert) i didnt mind in this case. Anyways I ordered i think they were tcalled cactus potatoes or somethihng. im sure there was the word cactus and the word potatoes in the name of the dish (i couldnt even pick it myself i had to get help from emily which was rather pathetic on my part and rather extremely nice on emily's part its just that there were just too damn many choices to pick from). Mildly dissapointed that it was basically chips because i was hoping for a filling meal but they ended up tasting just like french fries so all was grrrrrr ate.

After that we went to go play the game of pool. i remember on the way into the hall there were these two gurlz (i dont want to say chicks because its not PC enough for me but for some reason feel wierd saying women) who were smoking outside and one of them just as i was passing by said to me "dont slip and fall now" which for some reason i found insanely humorous and not just because i had no idea who these people were but also because of the fact that i was thinking "crap im going to slip and fall on the ice, the break a tooth, my nose and my neck, wont that just be super". After getting into oskars (that is the name of the pool hall if i remember corectly) everyone realised that it was just mildly way too crouded. Half of the group decided to go to timmy hos (hurm note to self next time say timmy's hoes and see if anyone catches it) and soon the rest of us decided to follow. Of course as soon as we got there everyone was already waiting outside and ready to leave which was deliciously silly. We all got out and hung around in fromt of Tim Hortons for a bit. The moment i best remember was i think it was shar standing behind and a bit to the side of Andrew and asking either me or mohsin if we were cold because all we were waring were vests and tshirts (and yes pants as well. Dirty minds) ant the weather was extremely nipply. instead of responding i just pointed at Andrew who was waring no more then a thin little short sleve shirt. For some reason noone seemed to have noticed that. Ahh good times.

The final place we decided to go to that night was some bubble tea place. it was wonderfull because as we were driving and parking i had absolutely no idea where we were. i mean none whatsoever. for all i knew we were somewhwere near disney land (im really bad with directions and such). We get out of the car and start waking to the enterance of the place and low and behold i find out that we are accross the road from landsdown. Needless to say i felt mildly silly and sheepish (heh bah ram yue sounds like a swear it makes me feel so naughty whenever i think about it). We get in and order then i come up with something akin to comic gold (in my mind at least and like anything else matters (need to figure out how to insert custom emots into this)) I was looking at the menue and saw a drinc called honeybush now for those of you with wierd, strange, and strangely dirty wierd minds would already thing of that as the joke but no, that was just the setup for it. i was sitting accros from mohsin justing and nathan starting to tell them about the "honeybush" tea when i suddenly looked out the window with my eyes widened and all three of them in unison snapped their heads around to look out the window as well. Of course there was nothing ouside the window so wehn all of them turned to look back at me, in unison again, they were met by the immage of me desperatly trying to hold back from laughing. All though it took them a small bit of time to realise just exactly what my "funny haha story" exactly was we stil had a good laugh afterwards. Later i found out that nathan lives in my area which is an interesting thingt to find out because i almost litterally know noone in this area (ok one person but no offence to her Iv known you since before preschool so you dont count). Afterwards nathan was kind enough to drive me home. And so ended that day

Now onto today. Last night i had the wierdest dreams Much of which i have forgoten already but there were interesting enough for me to want to remember them at one time or another
ok so i was dreaming about my old highschool and there were signs about a car show so i head towards that and on the way right next to the enterance there was a tent with a standup comic goining on about something that i have no idea about then i realise she is saying something about donating to sunami relier then all of a sudden everyone in the audience starts throwing change at her. next i do into the carshow which is an out door car show that was happeneng in the place where there was suppose to be a firehall but not so in my dream. anyways i go in and then instead of it being a car show it is the inside of a library. there is this one girl who is handing out some type of card (which loked allot like the business card from the bubble tea place0 or something to random people and i wanted one but she wouldnt give meone and was being a real bitch about it. so i walked down the isle way and i dont know how it happened but i ended up withought a shirt on at the end of the isle. there was a different girl there who gave me one of the blue cards and said something about if she was half her age she would probably be hitting on me (either that or else for me to come back in two years and then she would consider giving me the time of day) or something like that i really dont remember. Then there sere a fiew guest appearances by people then that dream was over.
Then i woke up went back to sleep and had another dream but in the process of typing all this down i have completely forgot about it

just got the call from the sales rep who sold me mah phone from the bell mobility store yesterday
i was asked if my phone was working properly and if i had any questions about it
so my phone is now totally working.......
crap except i totally forgot and just remembered now that i wanted to ask why i cant download any games gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i will phone some other time too tired and lazy to phone back now

This is Kris getting bored typing errr i mean signing out heh

oh yes and to all those who wanted me to make my blog have more randomness in it

RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS
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RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS!!!!!!

Fear Them For They Are Legion!

Touchy Feeleyness

2005-01-12T10:56:00.000-08:00

Those of you who know me know that i have some "minor" issues about my personal space and how "you better stay the hell away from me" and so on and so on

Yesterday I became acutely aware that my aversion to the invasion of my protective bubble of space left an opening for others ridicule and much jabbings, jabbings both verbal and physical may i add. In otherwords an unnacceptable weakness (and yes i do have many acceptible ones). I think its about time that i get over that and i dont mean with the assistance of various foreign substances coursing through my veins. No I mean through good oldfasioned indifference. I wil no longer cringe when someone gets within half a foot of me, my eye will no longer involuntarily twitch when ever i am bumped into in the hall, no more will i shy away from social situations there i am crouded in with other people. I will now stand comfortably when surrounded by friends and sometimes complete strangers (all non good looking strangers are still scay though) no matter how crowded i feel because i wont feel crouded anymore. No more, no sir, Kris will not feel crouded ever again.

Yes! This is a dawning of a new day, the beginging of a new era. A time when i can walk confidently into a crouded room withought the fear of being molested (at least in the bad way).
Could this mark the end of my nearly 21 year streak of socially antisocialness? Coud i be becoming somewhat closer to a normal person? Will Batman and his young ward Robin make it out of catwomans nefarious and cleverly laid litterbox trap of ~DOOM~?

I guess only Time will tell

Oh Bloody Hell

2005-01-11T08:12:00.000-08:00

Well that was bloody brilliant of me to do today
I have a physics lab at 9 today and last night i remembered that i had totally forgot to prep for the lab because i was going to ask in class what needed to be done. Since classes on monday were cancled i didnt know what to do.
So i got up at 6 am which is a big bad thing for me because i usually try to get around 9 and a half hours of sleep a night and i by no means did
So i get here and find out from a friend that the first physics lab doesnt need to be prelabed so im here angrily.......
oooo
there is a guy in the computer lab looking at semi naughty pictures on the internet
they're so shiny

hurm this early trip and wakeup almost seems worth while now
ack i take that back he was just looking at screenshots of a dwarf ~shivers~

anyways angrily typing and thinking how i will preitty up my livejournal account which in the end im probably just going to use to post online test results (i so want to be an obnoxious jerky pimp with a heart of gold and teeth to match)

Huzza im done

[EDIT] Just realised that the titles of my posts arent showing and must fix that... But not now :P

Remembering Rudimentary Html Skillz

2005-01-10T17:41:00.000-08:00

Sweet Jeebus That was painfull
I havent had to even look at that stupid stuff since InfoTech in highschool
But now that the getting this stupid page into a somewhat presentable and visually acceptable format is over i can finally concentrate on more important stuff. You know like fooding myself and blinking once again
Now im off to eat
sweet sweet sustenance

[EDIT] Just found out that im not nearly done yet. I forgot to add a bunch of stuff like the ability for others to leave comments and such. If you have found (or more accuratly not found) something that should be there please let me know so i can add it

My Favorite Quoty like thing... Ever!

2005-01-09T11:30:00.000-08:00

Just came accross this somewhere on my computer
Every time i go through my old files its like going on a treasure hunt then finding buried treasure

There are things you lose you can never get back
You can never have them again except in the smudging carbon copy of memory
There are things that seem irreconcilable
That you must find a way to reconcile with
The simple passage of days
Tells the sharpness of the pain, but never quite wares it out
And what doesn't wash away with time becomes a cold hard nub of something
An un-losable souvenir

Fi Frikin Nally

2005-01-09T11:12:00.000-08:00

Well, you can all consider this my innogural and first posting on blogspot
Oh and all of my pages will contain many many many spelling mistakes and not just on big words. I am in no way anything resembling an english student and I have a tendancy to "occasionally" mis-spell (see thats probably one right there, im just not sure) any and all words at one time or another. All i can say is that if reading stuff with bad spelling and grammar hurts you, then your in for a litterary Beating (Right there i wanted to say spanking but it just didnt seem to fit, Just so that you know)
im currently doubting that bloggspot is the actual name for this site but it sounds oh so much better then anything else that i have found

So the reason that i am just now posting is that I have finally sucum to peer pressure and readied my account for viewing. Of course deciding this after actually taking the time to read other peoples, for lack of better word interesting ones and feeling all bitter and disatisfied at being all left out

I still technically have no idea what the whole idea behind this site is so i have decided that i will use it to doccument the cranial diarea I like to call my thoughts

Allthough my page currently has a crapy look factor of about 9.735 (random numbers are fun) as soon as I figure out how to pritty it up a bit, I will
In the mean time try to think happy thoughts very happy thoughts

I have no really good and/or meaningfull or even interesting way to end this posting so i will end it in one of my favorite ways to end conversations with people before taking a quick step back and running away
.......
And now that i have built it up so much that it cant possibly live up to the hype
Bidi bidi bidi thats all folks!
See, the thing is that its actually much more fun (for me at least) when done to an actual person
And even more fun to watch the baffled look on the persons face as i run away backwards

[EDIT] I finally realised that blogspot it in the web address. Took me a while to figure that one out heh

Originally posted At around 10:00 PM on January 8th